[> [> [> [> Subject: My roommate and his friends are going to LA in two weeks. I wasn't invited to come because Dustin and I suspect William of wanting to go to The Slammer!
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: This reply has 2 purposes (1) put the kid back on top (2) Direct you to the duck sermon on vent bd - (hint) TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE which should have been done months ago ... JUST DO IT ....
Date Posted:01:21:40 10/01/04 Fri
or I could put you in contact with BIG LOUIE FROM VEGAS TO clean the place up ...... unfortunately when Big Louie cleans things up he tends to leave a huge mess behind that requires lots of scrubbing --I mean the things you have to scrape off the wall and the stains in the carpeting YUCH - so it's kind of a last resort but........j/k well kinda sorta maybe....
[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject:Hey you.... yes you KRIS....I left Duck Sermon #3679.369 on the Vent Bd for you - I've even decided to not bill you my usual 99¢ charge per wordand we all know just how verbose the duck can get!
Yo Hi there Kris - da duckie says u may have a small problem if uall want us to clean ur house we do it good - just remove kids - pets and anything else you want alive and give us a couple of hours - cept u understand we no clean the mess after and we definitely don't do windows even if we be the ones that caused 'stuff' to splash on dem - it's all good and any friend of the ducks is a friend of ours (unless we get a contract on u then well what can I say ........