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Subject: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY


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Date Posted: 11:54:15 10/31/03 Fri
In reply to: Helen 's message, "Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY" on 11:27:17 10/31/03 Fri
 >Ooh Happy Birthday Robin!!!!

Here are the good points about getting old, just to cheer you up, although there are lots on here older than you :)

Finally you can eat dinner at 4:00
* Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
* Kidnappers are not very interested in you – unless you are filthy rich.
* It’s harder for sexual harassment charges to stick (but don’t mind doing it)
* If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you.
* People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
* Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
* Your eyes won't get much worse.
* Things you buy now won’t wear out.
* No one expects you to run into a burning building.
* There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
* Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
* In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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