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Date Posted: 15:56:03 03/21/01 Wed
Author: prophetbenpeterlizardking
Subject: Re: How do you kill a gnome?
In reply to: gnome killer 's message, "Re: How do you kill a gnome?" on 21:52:23 03/20/01 Tue

Those damn safeway gnomes are hard to kill. But, if they are visible gnomes, you can either poison them (large doses of antacid work well), you can kill them with a gnome-killing-scythe, you can shoot them, you can garrot them, you can cut them to pieces with a chainsaw, you can douse them in gasoline and burn them to death, you can hang them, oh, the possibilities are endless!

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