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Date Posted: 11:03:45 03/12/12 Mon
Author: Frank
Subject: I'm Back

Oh, I've seen the number.

On every privy wall in KRF.

In every gay bar that Brian tricked me into going to andI ended up hiding in the men's room becasue I was being hit on so much.

In every ladies room in every YWCA from Mass to Maine. Little fucker didn't leave room for me to write MY number.
And thus, thousands of ladies will never know the joy of sex with a man without hair on his back.


Amen

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[> Re: I'm Back -- No name, 11:06:26 03/12/12 Mon


>And thus, thousands of ladies will never know the joy
>of sex with a man without hair on his back.

I think you screwed up the punctuation Frank, Shouldn't it be:

And thus, thousands of ladies will never know the joy
of sex with a man without hair, on his back


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[> [> Re: I'm Back -- Mike P, 13:01:57 03/12/12 Mon

>
>>And thus, thousands of ladies will never know the joy
>>of sex with a man without hair on his back.
>
>I think you screwed up the punctuation Frank,
>Shouldn't it be:
>
>And thus, thousands of ladies will never know the joy
>of sex with a man without hair, on his back

I can only assume that Artie's post being deleted, was due to the point I made about his phone number, yet it lives on
with horrific images of Frank satisfying thousands of women throughout Nursing homes everywhere.


I just threw up in my mouth a little.


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[> [> [> Re: I'm Back -- Frank, 13:18:41 03/12/12 Mon

>with horrific images of Frank satisfying thousands of
>women throughout Nursing homes everywhere.

You've never known pleasure until an 85-year-old woman has given you a "gum job".

I miss Loretta.










Yeah, I went there.









And hit that.










And lived to tell the tale.










If you can call this living.


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[> [> [> [> Re: I'm Back -- Brian, 18:18:01 03/16/12 Fri

So I gather at some point that artie posted his number, cause he's lonely.

Frank wants anonymous sex with women who read bathroom walls.

Did Loretta pass? If not just say your doing a ren faire in your bedroom. she'll be there.


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