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Date Posted: 07:24:20 11/24/10 Wed
Author: Frank
Subject: Happy Thanksgiving

At thistime of year, instead of the usual hate I spew forth in hilarious fashion, I wanted to acknowldege all the things I'm thankful for:

John's endless supply of naked babe pictures

That's about it.

I'm also thankful for all the things I am:
Fat, bald, alcoholic, sex and sleep deprived, clinically depressed, and yet not divorced.

And I'm also thankful for the things I'm not:
Mike P
Artie
The Hipster twins Cliff & Brian
300lb mullet-wearing lesbian Kaige (thought I forgot about you, didn't you)
And of course, The King of Homos

Happy Thanksgiving and God Bless Us, Every One

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[> Re: Happy Thanksgiving -- John MacThankful, 14:56:56 11/24/10 Wed

Wow.

Now I really feel like I have something to be thankful for.

I feel like Home Simpson.

You know; in the episode "Hurricane Neddy" when Ned Flanders finally really loses it, and goes on a tirade, lamb-basting everyone around him. And he finally gets to Homer and just quietly says... what the hell am I telling you for, just watch it:





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