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Date Posted: 07:24:11 11/29/10 Mon
Author: Frank
Subject: I'm dead

The reports of my death have been greatly accurate.

Sure I stopped an assassination attempt on the Queen of England, stopped a plot by the energy cartels to discredit clean energy, stopped whatever plot Robert Goulet was doingg, and made it through three movies with O.J. Simpson without getting my throat slashed, but now pneumonia has laid me lower than a mud beggars morals.

My only regret is that I never brought down the dreaded tomato water terrorist. I don't know his name, but I remember his battle cry of "Ludefisk!" Last I knew, he was getting his hip replaced with plutonium so he could detonate himself in Times Square on New Year's Eve.

Ah well, I'm dead, so why should I gve a crap.

Keep sassy, Hate Board.

Frank Drebbin
Police Squad

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[> Re: I'm dead -- Atticwindow TH, 08:41:13 11/29/10 Mon

Surely, you can recover.

Cigarette?

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[> [> Re: I'm dead -- Cliff, 09:14:38 11/29/10 Mon

>Cigarette?
Yes, it is.

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[> [> [> Re: I'm dead -- Brian, 16:29:47 11/29/10 Mon

don't die yet I am weeks away from any grave dancing.

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[> [> [> [> Re: I'm dead -- Frank (the other one), 07:25:50 11/30/10 Tue

>don't die yet I am weeks away from any grave dancing.

Brian doesn't seem to realize this thread is an homage to Leslie Nielsen, who played Frank Drebbin in Police Squad, among other things.

Sheesh! It's almost as though he were high on drugs or somethi.....

Never mind.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: I'm dead -- brian, 13:48:06 11/30/10 Tue

It may have gone there, but "the tomato water terrorist, Ludefisk,and hips" is all me baby!

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: I'm dead -- Mike P, 14:05:02 11/30/10 Tue

>Sheesh! It's almost as though he were high on drugs
>or somethi.....
>
>Never mind.

Huh? What? ...Drugs...did someone mention drugs?

What do you have?

What do you need?

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