VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, [2], 3, 4 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 19:21:48 05/16/11 Mon
Author: Atticwindow TH
Subject: what, no Bin Laden jokes?

So Frank walks into a bar (nothing unusual so far) and asks for a Bin Laden.

"What's that?" asks the barkeep.

"A shot and a splash" says Frank.

Laughs all 'round.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

[> Re: what, no Bin Laden jokes? -- Frank, 07:28:20 05/17/11 Tue

See?
This is why musicians play music and jesters jest.
It's TWO shots and a splash.
Not only is it more accurate, but it also means twice the alcohol.

What was the last thing to go through Bin Laden's mind?
A bullet from a Navy SEAL.

Why did Obama watch the raid in the Situation Room?
'Cause the Snooki Room was occupied.

Why didn't the sailors need to wash Bin Laden's body?
They figured he's wash up on shore later.

What porn movie was Bin Laden watching when the SEALs got him?
Deep Goat.

Why didn't Bin Laden go to Heaven?
Because he's fucking Bin Laden.




Now I shall play the harp.










By "play the harp", I mean "drink heavily".


[ Edit | View ]

[> [> Re: what, no Bin Laden jokes? -- atticwindow the non-jester, 12:31:23 05/17/11 Tue



[ Edit | View ]


[ Contact Forum Admin ]

Forum timezone: GMT-5
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.