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[> [> Re: I think the board is dying from lack of attention -- brian, 18:19:32 10/24/11 Mon

>Now a riddle:
>How do you keep a German wife from constantly bitching?

Give her Poland?

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[> [> [> Re: I think the board is dying from lack of attention -- Frank, 10:56:06 10/25/11 Tue

>Give her Poland?

Give her pole and what?
See what I did there?
"Pole" could mean erect penis.







And I must admit, I have a mean erect penis.






It mocks me mercilessly

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[> [> [> [> Re: I think the board is dying from lack of attention -- Brian, 18:20:47 10/25/11 Tue

Pole and diamonds, They're a girls best friend.

re: Mocking Penis, stop taking the viagra liek a one a day vitamin.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: I think the board is dying from lack of attention -- Frank, 07:24:35 10/26/11 Wed

>re: Mocking Penis, stop taking the viagra liek a one
>a day vitamin.

I should stop taking Viagra and start licking One-a-Day vitamins?
You gay guys have so much knowledge.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: I think the board is dying from lack of attention -- brian, 22:13:17 10/26/11 Wed

You gay guys have so much knowledge.

about dick. If Wall Street was a guy wanting a blow job, I'd be retired now.

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[> [> [> [> Re: I think the board is dying from lack of attention -- Mike P, 11:28:46 10/27/11 Thu


>And I must admit, I have a mean erect penis.
>
>It mocks me mercilessly

It only mocks you, because you beat IT mercilessly!!


I for one, have a friendly penis, that enjoys
making shadow puppets on the wall, during sex!

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: I think the board is dying from lack of attention -- Frank, 13:08:05 10/27/11 Thu

>I for one, have a friendly penis, that enjoys
>making shadow puppets on the wall, during sex!

I'm confused.
If you were having sex, then Mr. Penis would be buried in some flesh or other that would not permit light to pass by to make shado puppets on the wall.

And if you were just having sex with yourself, your two fingers would block the light as well.

Are you fucking a lamp?

Inquiring minds want to know.









But don't need to see pictures.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: I think the board is dying from lack of attention -- Mike P, 20:00:15 11/02/11 Wed


>And if you were just having sex with yourself, your
>two fingers would block the light as well.
>
>Are you fucking a lamp?
>
>Inquiring minds want to know?
>But don't need to see pictures.

First- Have you seen the size of my fingers,
and I'm more of a "light house".

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