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Date Posted: 13:38:45 05/17/10 Mon
Author: John MacAndyRooney
Subject: Hmmmm

Do you ever wonder about things?

Like where did the hate go?

I mean, everyone knows I'm an artsy pornographer who'd rather look at 3D naked girls than fight about stuff.

And Frank is a Tea Partier [sounds kinda gay to me, even if he wasn't there for any of the gay stuff]

And Artie is a very funny quasi-man. ...Who's not quite as funny as Frank.

And Brian is Brian. Boy howdy.

And Cliff doesn't like to walk near electromagnets. I guess he won't be visiting the large hadron collider anytime soon.

And Mike P is a former thread killer, who has finally learned that brevity is funnier than journal length posts. [see, I'm not always whipping the poor boy]

And Attic Window Valerie Harper can see well in 3D now. [I got nothing]

And the Professor and MaryAnn are referred to as "and the rest"

But no one has anything funny to say about Mat Martino? Other than he looks like the time square bomber. NOTHING? C'mon there's got to be some pent up Mat rage just waiting to... Oh. I forgot. That was the King of Hate's private little war. Can't someone muster up some venom for the Joaquin Phoenix of rennie world? TIA

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[> Re: Hmmmm -- Mike P, 18:04:04 05/17/10 Mon

>But no one has anything funny to say about Mat
>Martino? Other than he looks like the time square
>bomber. NOTHING? C'mon there's got to be some pent up
>Mat rage just waiting to... Oh. I forgot. That was the
>King of Hate's private little war. Can't someone
>muster up some venom for the Joaquin Phoenix of rennie
>world? TIA

The tragic comedy that is Matt Martino.
Whenever I feel really bad about how much
my life sucks, I think "Well, at least I'm not
Matt Martino."

Of course I say the same thing about Frank.
But with Frank there's a REAL sense of relief
knowing that he threw himself on that marriage
grenade.

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[> [> Re: Hmmmm -- Frank, 07:27:21 05/18/10 Tue

>>Of course I say the same thing about Frank.
>But with Frank there's a REAL sense of relief
>knowing that he threw himself on that marriage
>grenade.

Exactly! If I hadn't married Ursula, someone else out there would be drinking themselves into oblivion...I mean enjoying the wedded bliss that is my world.
Whenever I feel married life is too much, I think "At least I'm not....um...." and then I sob quietly.

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[> [> [> Re: Hmmmm -- Mike P, 10:15:39 05/18/10 Tue

>Exactly! If I hadn't married Ursula, someone else out
>there would be drinking themselves into oblivion...I
>mean enjoying the wedded bliss that is my world.
>Whenever I feel married life is too much, I think "At
>least I'm not....um...." and then I sob quietly.

Men all over the world applaud your bravery.

Or mock you, over your stupidity.

Hindsight is 20/20.

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[> [> [> [> Re: Hmmmm -- Atticwindow they call her valerie harper and the minstrel, 11:20:23 05/18/10 Tue

>>Exactly! If I hadn't married Ursula, someone else out
>>there would be drinking themselves into oblivion...I
>>mean enjoying the wedded bliss that is my world.
>>Whenever I feel married life is too much, I think "At
>>least I'm not....um...." and then I sob quietly.
>
>Men all over the world applaud your bravery.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Or mock you, over your stupidity.
>
>
>
>
>Hindsight is 20/20.

Actually, it's now 3D.

Badump-bump!

I too got nothin'.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Hmmmm -- Frank, 13:25:43 05/18/10 Tue

>I too got nothin'.

You got nothin?
I got PUH-LENTY of nothin'

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Hmmmm -- Atticwindow TH, 18:56:09 05/18/10 Tue

>>I too got nothin'.
>
>You got nothin?
>I got PUH-LENTY of nothin'

And nuthin's plenty for thee!

I hear a menstrual show coming on.

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[> Re: Hmmmm -- Brian, 18:14:48 05/18/10 Tue

I am sorry, but I can not indulge. The topic of this and the previous thread are number one on my list of things I will NOT be wasting time on.

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[> [> Re: Hmmmm -- Mike P, 19:00:57 05/18/10 Tue

>I am sorry, but I can not indulge. The topic of this
>and the previous thread are number one on my list of
>things I will NOT be wasting time on.

BUT yet, here you are.

And not pick nit's, but wouldn't they be
one and two, on your list of things you
pretend not to be wasting time on?

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[> [> [> Re: Hmmmm -- Rik Mayall, 23:10:54 05/18/10 Tue

Pathetic

...that's 9 words Vyvyan.

Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes

Cornflakes, cornflakes

Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes

Cornflakes, cornflakes

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[> [> [> Re: Hmmmm -- Frank, 07:28:28 05/19/10 Wed

>>I am sorry, but I can not indulge.

This CAN'T be Brian.
From beans to lutefisk, that boy has indulged in EVERYTHING.

Except sex with women.

He and Paolucci have that in common.

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[> [> [> [> Re: Hmmmm -- Mike P, 03:36:39 05/21/10 Fri

>>>I am sorry, but I can not indulge.
>
>This CAN'T be Brian.
>From beans to lutefisk, that boy has indulged in
>EVERYTHING.
>
>Except sex with women.
>>
>He and Paolucci have that in common.

For different reasons, mine is seeing the
eventual outcome, in your sunken, defeated,
bloodshot eyes.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Hmmmm -- Cliff, 09:13:59 05/21/10 Fri

>For different reasons, mine is seeing the
>eventual outcome, in your sunken, defeated,
>bloodshot eyes.

Yeah, Mike.....that's the reason.

Uh-huh...yep...sure.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Hmmmm -- Brian, 18:22:27 05/21/10 Fri

going back up to the one vs. two thingss, I am never wrong. The subject of both threads was the same person. Therefore one item.

How young do you have to be before digital vaginal manipulation is not sex?

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Hmmmm -- Mike P, 19:06:53 05/22/10 Sat

>
>>For different reasons, mine is seeing the
>>eventual outcome, in your sunken, defeated,
>>bloodshot eyes.
>
>
>Yeah, Mike.....that's the reason.
>
>Uh-huh...yep...sure.

Well, you got me cliff.
The real reason is something that
you can relate to. I can't get my hips
to move like that anymore, without dislocating,
and causing unspeakable pain.

For both her and I.

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