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[> [> Re: I'm building a mosque -- Frank, 13:08:41 08/19/10 Thu

>but not for the gay stuff.

Indeed, was never there for the gay stuff.

Praise Allah, my old friend.













I said "Praise Allah!"













(shaking fist)
Praise hi-i-i-i-im.

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[> [> [> Re: I'm building a mosque -- Atticwindow TH, 14:58:16 08/19/10 Thu

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I shudder to think what will happen when certain people see all those Muzzies kneeling toward the east with their buns up in the air.

The gay stuff will come to you.

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[> [> [> [> Re: I'm building a mosque -- Brian, 18:19:46 08/19/10 Thu

Build a Mosque and people put their butts in the air?

New Mosque! New Mosque in my backyard! Come one come all!

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: I'm building a mosque -- Frank, 06:57:29 08/20/10 Fri

>Build a Mosque and people put their butts in the air?
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Your backyard isn't big enough for a full sized mosque.
You need a mosquito.
Which, oddly enough, is the thing whose dick is compared to yours.
Favorably, of course.









Favorable to th4e mosquito, that is.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: I'm building a mosque -- Cliff, 10:30:13 08/20/10 Fri

Don't forget Brian, they'll have their butts in the air, SIX times a day.

Better start mainlining Vitamin E.

....and put a tarp out, in the back yard.


(grossest slip-and-slide....ever.)

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[> Re: I'm building a mosque -- John MacSpamwithEggsBaconSausageandSpam, 22:07:05 08/19/10 Thu

Maybe it's the four beers, two shots of Jack, three doobies and benzedrine hydroxide talking but this thread made me laugh till I got the hic-cups. Or maybe the hic-cups were inevitable. But Frank shaking his fist and saying praise him, I swear I could hear Homer Simpson doing the ADR. And Brian's mosque is, I assume, clothing optional?




Don't post drunk.




That's my mantra.




Who was I saying?

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[> [> Re: I'm building a mosque -- No name, 18:35:58 08/20/10 Fri

>Don't post drunk.

Next you'll want us to wear seat belts.

Moquito dick jokes. It is too laugh. At least mine get out and about once in awhile. Not covered in dust and cobwebs. Oops, that's not Frank's dick, but the jar his balls are in.

(I know, I spelled the without a 4, sue me)

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[> Re: I'm building a mosque -- Paul Ruggeri, 19:29:55 09/03/10 Fri

>I'm planning to build a mosque at KRF.

Is it true what I heard about the Stickneys? They've dumped The Pope & The Cardinal act for a new act:

The Ayatollah and the Imam...?

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