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Date Posted: 17:37:01 09/17/10 Fri
Author: Brian
Subject: Re: Speed Dating at KRF?
In reply to: Brian 's message, "Re: Speed Dating at KRF?" on 17:34:43 09/17/10 Fri

Addendum, all this can be done in one day, if you can find an empty back stage, vender upper room, or 12 undisturbed minutes in the maze to fuck.

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[> [> [> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- Frank, 04:17:54 09/20/10 Mon

12 minutes!!??

What is that? Eleven minutes of foreplay? Good luck lasting that long. Even with the eyes closed, bags over both heads, and pretending it someone, anyone, else, eleven minutes cirling the landing strip is a lot to ask someone who could die soon.

I'm just sayin'.















That didn't sound bitter, did it?











I was never there for the bitter stuff.























I WISH I bit her stuff.












Dare not tarry!


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[> [> [> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- Cliff, 09:20:22 09/20/10 Mon

>Addendum, all this can be done in one day, if you can
>find an empty back stage, vender upper room, or 12
>undisturbed minutes in the maze to fuck.

Brian likes the addendum. Most of us prefer the pudendum.


..you see?...what I did there?...


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- Atticwindow TH, 12:39:17 09/20/10 Mon

>>Addendum, all this can be done in one day, if you can
>>find an empty back stage, vender upper room, or 12
>>undisturbed minutes in the maze to fuck.
>
>Brian likes the addendum. Most of us prefer the
>pudendum.
>
>
>..you see?...what I did there?...


No Cliffy, we did not. TPIWWP! ;-)


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[> [> [> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- Mike P, 12:31:27 09/20/10 Mon

>Addendum, all this can be done in one day, if you can
>find an empty back stage, vender upper room, or 12
>undisturbed minutes in the maze to fuck.

At first I was amused by the thought of Brian being able
to last 12 minutes standing up, in the maze, then I became
a little horrified. Flashes of CSI Carver, and a black light
checking the the trees and walls for DNA, flew through my head. EEEEK!!

Having worked at said maze, for the last 15 years, I can
vouch for Brian's time table,let me break it down for you:

12 minutes = 1 minute for the actual act, 1 minute of
uncontrolled sobbing, and 10 minutes of excuses and apologies.


Of course Frank starts apologizing before the actual
act, it's his idea of foreplay.


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Speed Dating at KRF? -- brian, 18:29:48 09/20/10 Mon

Who knew 12 minutes was a milestone. What else have my porn films lied about?


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