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Date Posted: 11:06:56 11/02/09 Mon
Author: Cliff
Subject: Happy (belated)Birthday!

I hope you had a happy birthday, Frank!

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[> Re: Happy (belated)Birthday! -- Artie, 17:26:23 11/02/09 Mon

>I hope you had a happy birthday, Frank!



...After everything he's been through to then have to turn another year older...




...another year closer to death...





...to the realization that yey another year has gone by and all he has to show are the masturbatory callousses that have taken over more of his hands and more of his life...






...that the closest thing he has to joy are those stolen moments at the Foxy Lady or those stolen moments with Mike P...



...or those stolen moments with Joy...(she still works there, right?)






(see how I brought back the Joy thing?)




...let's see...hmmmm...what were we talking about?









...oh, yeah, Happy Birthday Frank!


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[> [> Re: Happy (belated)Birthday! -- Brian, 18:10:02 11/02/09 Mon

Happy Birthday Frank!


better you than me.


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[> [> [> Re: Happy (belated)Birthday! -- Mike P, 21:05:05 11/02/09 Mon

>Happy Birthday Frank!
>
>
>better you than me.

Happy Birthday Frank,

As Artie so aptly pointed out, Your at the
age where "one day closer to death" is more of
a goal, than witty birthday retort.


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[> Re: Happy (belated)Birthday! -- Frank, 07:33:21 11/03/09 Tue

Thank you all for your good wishes on my natal anniversary.
Yes, it has been another year.
That's about it.
Another long long year.
But on the plus side, I've found lots of new porn sites in the past year and worked at one of the biggest over my wife's objections.

I also am losing weight - possible 120lbs very soon and very quickly, along with most of my worldly possessions.

But at least I have my health (issues).

As long as John keeps posting naked lady pictures I'm gonna make it after all. (Now picture me throwing my little knit cap in the air and freeze-framing.)

Happy Holidays to all and to all a good night.
A good night of surfing porn, that is.

Woo Hoo! 51 and going on!


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[> [> Re: Happy (belated)Birthday! -- No name, 13:31:04 11/03/09 Tue


>
>I also am losing weight - possible 120lbs very soon
>and very quickly, along with most of my worldly
>possessions.



...for a wile, around the time of Chris and Jasmine's wedding you lost that weight and I've never seen you happier...




...and then you put it right back on again...







....I hope you get it off and keep it off...

>
>Woo Hoo! 51 and going on!



...you don't look a day over 70...


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