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Date Posted: 13:08:40 11/19/09 Thu
Author: Frank
Subject: She's giving us the hairy eyeball

And that's all that's hairy.

How can you tell if the carpets match the drapes when someone's pulled up the carpets?


Probably lesbians.
I hear they like to munch on carpets.
Kaige?

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[> Re: She's giving us the hairy eyeball -- Mike P, 13:45:13 11/19/09 Thu

>And that's all that's hairy.
>
>How can you tell if the carpets match the drapes when
>someone's pulled up the carpets?
>
>
>Probably lesbians.
>I hear they like to munch on carpets.
>Kaige?

It's a hard wood floor,

Or a floor made for hard wood.

No rug burns this way!


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[> Re: She's giving us the hairy eyeball -- Artie, 16:17:39 11/19/09 Thu

>And that's all that's hairy.
>
>How can you tell if the carpets match the drapes when
>someone's pulled up the carpets?
>
>
>Probably lesbians.
>I hear they like to munch on carpets.
>Kaige?




...I think those glasses make her look smart.


...you'll notice she shaved without hurting herself, although, it could start blleding at any time.


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[> [> Re: She's giving us the hairy eyeball -- Brian, 18:13:50 11/19/09 Thu

She is smart. Too smart for the likes of us. Athough she did give me an idea. Naked Libraries. That should keep the kids reading now that Harry has hung uo his wand.

Naked Libraries.


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[> Re: She's giving us the hairy eyeball -- Atticwindow TH, 09:44:53 11/21/09 Sat

>And that's all that's hairy.
>
>How can you tell if the carpets match the drapes when
>someone's pulled up the carpets?
>
>
>Probably lesbians.
>I hear they like to munch on carpets.
>Kaige?

Ask nice, maybe she'll mix you an airy highball.


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