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Date Posted: 07:50:26 12/21/09 Mon
Author: Frank
Subject: Merry Christmas reprobates

Yeah, you heard me:
Merry Christmas!

But since this is the Hate Board, let me emend that:

Merry Fucking Christmas!

Not to sya I hope you all get some on Christmas, but you know, fuck you.

But I mean that with all the warmth of the season.









And now here'sa Christmas joke:

Why doesn't Santa visit Muslim children Christmas?

Because he doesn't exist.









See what I did there?
You were expecting some racist thing, but I fooled you.
Haters.









PS: "Reprobates" doesn't refer to a sale thing.

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[> Re: Merry Christmas reprobates -- Mike P, 13:45:31 12/21/09 Mon


>And now here'sa Christmas joke:
>
>Why doesn't Santa visit Muslim children Christmas?
>
>Because he doesn't exist.


But yes Mustaffa, there is a Santa Claus!

He's flying an f-18 over head right now, just
stay put where he can see you!

And Merry Christmas to all, you to Frank!


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[> [> Re: Merry Christmas reprobates -- Frank, 14:22:28 12/21/09 Mon

Well, that ends that thread.


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[> [> [> Re: Merry Christmas reprobates -- Brian, 18:00:31 12/21/09 Mon

>Well, that ends that thread.

But then you continued the thread, after it had ended, and if it ended it can't be continued and if it doesn't continue you can't add to it....(and my head explodes).

Yes, Merry Fucking Christmas! May I say how happy I am that I have done all my shopping, wrapped all the gifts and even have my outfits picked out for the next week. To those who still have more to do I say hahahahahahahahaha!


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[> [> [> [> Re: Merry Christmas reprobates -- Mongo, 06:19:17 12/22/09 Tue


>Yes, Merry Fucking Christmas! May I say how happy I
>am that I have done all my shopping, wrapped all the
>gifts and even have my outfits picked out for the next
>week. To those who still have more to do I say
>hahahahahahahahaha!

That was looking like some prime hate going on... and then it had to go all gay. I think it's safe to say no one cares what you are wearing- as long as you are wearing something because
no one needs that visual


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[> [> [> Re: Merry Christmas reprobates -- Mike P, 17:16:56 12/22/09 Tue

>Well, that ends that thread.

It was over before it began, I just
gave it a colorful shove into traffic!


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[> Re: Merry Christmas reprobates -- Paul Ruggeri, 05:21:46 12/30/09 Wed

What's black and doesn't work?


Patrick Swayze's pancreas.

See what *I* did there, too? You were expecting some racist thing...

This was told to me by a black guy. I had to blow him for the punchline...


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