| Subject: She Is Not My Fault - Prologue |
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Miss M
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Date Posted: 00:37:42 03/01/03 Sat
Author’s Notes: Since ‘Dare You To Move’ was going nowhere, I randomly wrote up a little comedic ditty. What I have here is a completely random and useless Mary Sue parody.
For the clueless, a Mary Sue is a female fictional character that is irritatingly perfect, who usually has an extremely ‘unique’ name that no one else would have to match, and all the guys fall for her. However, she falls in love (or lust, take your pick) with the male character that the creator of the Mary Sue has a crush on. She has no regard for canon and often rewrites family trees. In some fics, she’ll help show a popular couple from the particular fandom she is in that they are indeed meant for each other. But until then, she’ll flirt shamelessly with the guy and make the girl jealous. That’s Mary Sue in a nutshell.
Even though I haven’t seen a 24Seven Mary Sue yet, I know they will come sooner or later. For now, this might be the closest thing you get. Lucky you.
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She was the most beautiful thing on the face of the planet, hands down.
She was 5’5, with long, tanned legs and an hourglass figure with ‘all the sand in the right places’, as some would say, although others would argue that the ‘upper sand’ had to be implants. She had a mane of black curls that tumbled to her tiny waist. A pair of royal blue eyes stood out in her very attractive face, matching her cherry-red lips and perfectly etched features.
And her name, Mercedes. How beautiful a name…
Her voice sounded like the most angelic of music. Her voice was suddenly his favorite sound. He could hear it all day.
“ Is he all right?” The angel spoke again. Before he could nod, another voice hissed in his right ear.
“ Chris!” Anya Vincente was puzzled, if not annoyed, at her fellow house parent’s behavior. What was he doing, just gawking at the new student like that? Last time she checked, he was supposed to be helping her introduce their new housemate to the rest of the Darwin family, but somehow that got put on hold. “ Chris, look at me!” She whispered again, still not getting a response. She huffed as he still continued to stare at the girl in front of him.
“ What is his problem?” The angel, one Miss Mercedes Creighton, asked.
“ How should I bloody know?” Anya muttered under her breath as she glared at the statue that was once Chris Silverstone. Now completely pissed, she could only think of one thing that would snap him back to reality.
“ OW! Anya, let go of my ear!”
Anya kept a scowl on her face as she dragged Chris along. “ When we get back to the house.” She snapped, gesturing for Mercedes to follow.
“ She is not my fault- OW!” Chris protested as he was led along.
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