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Subject: Another joke


Author:
Joan
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Date Posted: 10:13:44 12/02/02 Mon


A man and his wife have seperate bedrooms because of his snoring. One night, when he is feeling amorous, he callls out to his wife "Oh my little Boopey-boo, I miss you.
His wife gets up and goes to his room, but as she is walking in, she trips on the carpet and falls flat on her face.
"Oh" he says lovingly, did my little honey woney hurt her nosey wosey ?
The woman picks herself up, gets into her husbands' bed and they make passionate love.
Afterwards, she going back to her room and she trips again on the carpet and falls flat on her face.
The man lifts his head from the pillow, notices his wife on the floor and says " Clumsey idiot "

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