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Subject: Welcome back
Author: Randy Powers	[ Next Thread \| Previous Thread \| Next Message \| Previous Message ] Date Posted: Wed January 21, 2009 11:14:51 GMT Author Host/IP: wwwcache2.lancs.ac.uk/194.80.32.10 Hope everyone had a good xmas and new year. Any interesting stories for us to enjoy?? [ Next Thread \| Previous Thread \| Next Message \| Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: Welcome back
Author: ringo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: Wed January 28, 2009 21:50:47 GMT Author Host/IP: wwwcache2.lancs.ac.uk/194.80.32.10 >Hope everyone had a good xmas and new year. Any >interesting stories for us to enjoy?? i got 5 prostitutes, 4 french hens, 2 turtle doves and a partridge ginger pair tree

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eric
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Date Posted: Thu February 19, 2009 16:31:47 GMT
Author Host/IP: 88-107-225-22.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com/88.107.225.22

I wrote a song: (short version)
THE TWELVE SHAGS OF XMAS
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I rolled over to see�
Twelve dug up corpses,
Eleven sheep still bleeding,
Ten sluts with herpes,
Nine butch lesbians,
Eight nymphs still shagging,
Seven crack whores smoking,
Six family members,
Five O.A.P�s,
Four pregnant chavs,
Three fat chicks,
Two naked men,
And a slag with her finger in me