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Subject: One of the funniest and most outrageous books ever written


Author:
Claude de Bois (Exploding with mirth)
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Date Posted: 06:52:38 05/14/13 Tue
Sometimes a book can just take your breath away by the sheer effrontery of the author, in putting before the reader outrageous theories about the character and personality peculiarities of public figures. Barack Obama is given that treatment in the surreal, but very funny, book “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”. The author, Christopher Antony Meade, seems to delight in making politicians look ridiculous. If the portrayal of Barack had not made me laugh so much, I would almost have felt it was unfair. Reading the chapter, set in the White House at night, left me rolling around the floor in uncontrollable mirth.
The rest of this novella put me in the same happy condition. The fact that I was laughing at people whom I am supposed to fear or respect, added to the almost guilty sense of fun I felt when I enjoyed this book so much.
I have no hesitation in saying that “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
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United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
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Subject: Comedy book of the decade? Some excellent reviews


Author:
Chris Meade (Trying to be helpful)
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Date Posted: 08:53:41 05/13/13 Mon
These are samples from some of the reviews left by readers of my political satire “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”. I hope you find them helpful.
"If you want to give yourself a good laugh, read “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”, the hilarious book by Christopher Antony Meade. This anarchic political comedy starts off as a rather conventional, but funny, tale about a cannibalistic zombie; but then takes the reader on a surreal journey through the strangest explanations ever given for such diverse subjects, as the origins and ancestry of Barack Obama and the real truth behind the deaths of Osama bin Laden and Adolf Hitler”.
Craig Anderson.
“This novella, “The Zombie, the cat and Barack Obama”, is also packed with loads more accusations and gossip about many of the prominent people in the world today. I can't deny that it's very funny, because it undoubtedly is. But I do feel that the stories it contains should really never have seen the light of day. They are just too embarrassing in their revelations about the antics of our politicians”.
Richard Cauldwell.
"I'm not really certain whether it is disrespectful or not to laugh at a book which mercilessly makes fun of some of the most well-known figures in the world of international politics. All I know for sure is that when I read “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”, I just couldn't stop laughing”.
Cecil Aubrey.
“The totally disrespectful and anarchic humour, which Meade displays throughout this novella, makes it one of the most memorable political comedies I've ever read. I make no hesitation in recommending it to anyone who enjoys laughing at their political masters”.
Jennifer Andrews.
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United States.
http://goo.gl/ckqfk
United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags
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Subject: When the diplomatic skills of Queen Elizabeth II were sorely tried


Author:
Warren Ryder (Uncontrollable laughter)
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Date Posted: 02:34:42 05/13/13 Mon
Queen Elizabeth the second of the United Kingdom is well known for her diplomatic skills and her ability to remain unflappable under the most difficult of circumstances. But the patience of the much loved monarch was sorely tried, when she had Barack and Michelle Obama visiting in Buckingham Palace a couple of years ago.
Not alone did the thunderous snoring of the president's wife keep most of the inhabitants of Buckingham Palace in a state of irate sleeplessness, but when the Queen and Prince Philip came down to the President’s suite to complain, they were met by the sight of the first black President of the United States gibbering with fear, because a psychopathic brain eating zombie was about to feast on his quivering brain.
You might ask yourself how this extraordinary scene came to be acted out in Buckingham Palace in the first place.
The answer to this question is to be found in the hilariously funny and irreverent political satire “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade. The answer to a lot more of the questions, which bedevil the public is to be found there as well, such as what really happened the body of Adolf Hitler, the true origins of the Illuminati and the real secret of Area 51. The explanations of all those mysteries are as original as they are funny. Mr Meade has managed to pull off a satirical tour de force. If you read nothing else this year, read this book. Be prepared to laugh a lot though.
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United States.
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United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags
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Subject: Insult to the United States and President Barack Obama


Author:
Norris Strange (Laughing despite myself)
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Date Posted: 07:04:15 05/06/13 Mon
Of all the books I've ever read, none lampoon President Barack Obama more mercilessly than “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by that candidate for Guantánamo Bay Christopher Antony Meade. It is an insult to the president to suggest, as this guy does, that he is not fully human. Anyway, so what if Barack Obama is one quarter cat? He is still our president and should not be insulted by some jumped up, so-called, writer. The claim that the snoring of Michelle Obama is so loud as to wake half of Washington is also a slur on the good name of our first lady.
Meade may have written one of the funniest books to come out this year, but it shouldn't really be allowed to be published. It's just too cruel to our hard pressed president.
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United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
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Subject: Funniest political comedy. Satirical mstertpiece.


Author:
Craig Anderson (Very amused)
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Date Posted: 04:17:08 04/05/13 Fri
If you want to give yourself a good laugh, read “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”, the hilarious book by Christopher Antony Meade. This anarchic political comedy starts off as a rather conventional, but funny, tale about a cannibalistic zombie; but then takes the reader on a surreal journey through the strangest explanations ever given for such diverse subjects, as the origins and ancestry of Barack Obama and the real truth behind the deaths of Osama bin Laden and Adolf Hitler.
All is delivered in a style reminiscent of the best of high Victorian narrative literature. This only adds to the almost surreal sense of enjoyment that the reader gets from reading such a series of strange, but very entertaining tales.
I definitely recommend that you treat yourself to this book. You will never look at the world around you in the same way again.
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United States.
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United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags
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Subject: Savage satire will leave you laughing for months


Author:
Cecil Aubrey (Doubled up with laughter)
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Date Posted: 04:55:45 04/01/13 Mon
I'm not really certain whether it is disrespectful or not to laugh at a book which mercilessly makes fun of some of the most well-known figures in the world of international politics. All I know for sure is that when I read “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”, I just couldn't stop laughing. The author Christopher Antony Meade just seems to have a talent for making the most powerful people look totally ridiculous. Barack Obama is just one of the characters lampooned in this very clever and savagely ridiculing novella. Adolf Hitler, Osama bin laden, the Illuminati and the three little pigs all come in for a pasting. The world, as described by Mr Meade, is almost unreal in its absurdity but, like all great satire, the reader is left with the niggling suspicion that all of what he is reading may just well be true.
If you do nothing else for your entertainment this year, at least read this book. “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” will leave you chuckling for months.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
sample the hilarious first chapters FREE on AMAZON.
United States.
http://goo.gl/ckqfk
United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags
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Subject: If you like to laugh a lot, this hilarious satire is perfect


Author:
Rupert Redman (Tickled a lot)
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Date Posted: 09:18:56 03/30/13 Sat
I won't bore you too much by going into too much detail about this really funny book called “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”. It was written by the talented Irish political satirist Christopher Antony Meade and it is a spoof on conspiracy theories, most especially on those about the Illuminati, Area 51, and the rumours about the ancestry and origins of United States President Barack Obama.
The unbridled imagination of Meade brings the reader into a world, that is as surreal as it is funny. The book gets off to a flying start with a zombie story, (but not like any encountered before). The zombie is actually a very talented classical musician as well as a brain eating psychopath. The transformation of this undead monster into something different, but totally unexpected, moves the story into more elevated, but surreally funny realms.
Rather than spoil things by giving the rest of the story away, I will suggest simply that you avail yourself of the first opportunity to read this irreverently hilarious novella.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
sample the hilarious first chapters FREE on AMAZON.
United States.
http://goo.gl/ckqfk
United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags
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Subject: Check out this great and funny book. Excellent example of political satire


Author:
Brick Oboma (Excited)
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Date Posted: 03:21:54 03/26/13 Tue
Visit and “LIKE” the Facebook page for “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade.
You can read some FREE extracts from this devastatingly funny political satire and check out some of the reviews from other writers as well.
If you would like to treat yourself to the complete novella, it’s available from Amazon, Apple, Kobo, Barnes and Noble and most other online retailers.
http://www.facebook.com/TheZombieTheCatAndBarackObama?skip_nax_wizard=true

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Subject: The best of political satire. A really funny and irreverent book


Author:
Oliver Mc Namara (Laughter and good cheer)
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Date Posted: 03:28:01 03/25/13 Mon
There are some books which are just so funny that it is almost impossible to put them down. “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade is one of that happy Breed. From the opening chapter, where the reader is introduced to the ravening, but musically talented, zombie Julian Faversham; to the finale and the encounter between the zombie and Barack Obama, the reader is taken on a surreal journey that takes ranges through Area 51 to the death of Adolf Hitler and a lot more besides. All these subjects are treated with an almost nihilistic irreverence, which gives a new and very funny twist to political satire. The fortunate reader might find this book to be one of the funniest he or she has ever read, but you can guarantee that the various politicians and public figures, mercilessly lampooned in its pages will find it less than amusing.
If you want to read a really good book, that will leave you laughing uncontrollably at the pretensions of those who set themselves up as our rulers, buy this one. If you are a politician or a public figure, take a “chill pill” before reading it. You will need to.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
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United States.
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United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
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Subject: New political satire mercilessly ridicules Barack Obama


Author:
Arnold Letwyn (Laughing a lot.)
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Date Posted: 10:27:31 03/23/13 Sat
Any writer who has the nerve to lampoon powerful politicians and public figures the way Christopher Antony Meade does in his outrageously satirical book “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” deserves to have his work read much more widely. The savagely merciless way in which he makes fun of United States President Barack Obama makes this book one of the great classics of modern political satire.
The hapless Obama is not the only politician who is ridiculed in this very funny, but totally irreverent, novella. The former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger is also the target of Meade’s cutting ridicule and if late Director of the FBI J Edgar Hoover was still alive, he would probably be squirming with embarrassment.
I won't tell you too much more of what you can expect from reading this mad, but totally hilarious, new book. I will tell you however that, as the title suggests, there is a zombie and more than one cat as leading characters. The interaction of these disparate characters, with various very famous individuals, provides some of the greatest comedy moments in modern literature.
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United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
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Subject: Scandalous book disrespects American statesmen and United States values


Author:
Concerned Citizen (Outraged)
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Date Posted: 06:39:30 03/23/13 Sat
“The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” must be one of the weirdest and corrupting books ever published. The author of this novella, Christopher Antony Meade, has a perverted imagination, unlike almost any other I have ever come across. The notion that our president Barack Obama is a hapless wuss, who starts screaming for help just because he is attacked by a brain eating zombie and goes into panic mode when the killing of Osama bin Laden doesn't go according to plan, is an insult to the integrity and capability of this great statesman.
The libellous assertion by that lie peddling, spawn of the devil Meade, that President Obama’s maternal grandfather is a shape shifting alien, should not go unchallenged. Not even the dead patriots are left to rest in peace in this outrageous and corrupting e-book. The rumour that the late great director of the FBI, J Edgar Hoover, was addicted to cross-dressing is paraded in these pages for the whole world to laugh at. Many more great statesman are ridiculed here, including Henry Kissinger, who is said to have had an affair with a shape shifting Illuminati agent.
It is the opinion of this patriot, that all right minded people should download and read this book straightaway. Then when they are suitably brought to a condition of righteous indignation, they should petition the United States government to trace down this traitorous scumbag Christopher Antony Meade, to whatever stone he may be lurking under and have him transported without delay to Guantánamo Bay. While there he can sample the delights of water boarding as patriotic American agents try to find out what other embarrassing secrets about our innocent public servants he is hiding in his cesspit of a brain.
Some gullible idiots have actually written reviews stating that this book is a triumph of imaginative writing and Amazon have actually been so un-American, as to allow them to post them on a website where this piece of calumny can actually be bought.
It is even possible to sample the first chapters for FREE.
These are the links you need to use in order to check out the reviews and pollute your mind by reading this disgusting excuse for history.
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Subject: Confessions of an evil brain-eating zombie


Author:
Julian Faversham (Brain-addicted and starving)
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Date Posted: 11:21:42 03/22/13 Fri
My name is Julian Faversham and I am a cannibalistic brain eating zombie. I look really terrible and I smell even worse. I am employed at number 10 Downing Street to catch mice. You idiots may think that the mouser at number 10 is called Larry the cat. That is also my name and there are some very sinister circumstances behind that rather odd coincidence. When that American idiot, Barack Obama stayed overnight at Buckingham Palace last year with his airhead wife Michelle, I had perfect opportunity to snack on the presidential brain, (not that I expected a very substantial feed).
If you want to find out how I got on when I went to supper with the Obamas, (mine not theirs), read it in the book “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade. Get the inside story on loads of other topical issues as well. Lock your doors and windows when you're reading it, as I may be in your area next and I'm always very brain hungry.

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Subject: Review of a very funny book that will really make you laugh a lot


Author:
Eric Dierker (Laughing a lot.)
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Date Posted: 07:20:06 03/20/13 Wed
Sometimes we read books that are not quite of the genres that we care for, usually because some in law forced it on us and would quiz us at the next family meal


If you want a book to give to a conspiracy theory nutcase, look no further. Or if you are one read then give to your non-friends. Meade is just a good fellow. Definitely not pretentious and just a pleasant soul. He is not big star material unless you really liked Alfred Hitchcock and Orson Wells. However Meade put some heart into his Novella, The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama. Meade leaves his mind behind and gives you yours. You will find some of your thoughts when reading it are not all that different. You have always suspected now you will know.


Characters.


The list is amazing but all play an integral part.

Osama Bin Laden, is clearly explained in the description offered by Meade.

Michelle Obama, is revealed for what she is and why.

The Queen Mother is revered and well described as the stately lady that we love.

Downing Street Cameron is shown in a light that may breed contempt but must be respected.

Now there are various swine, cats of variety, and many folks with a bad small person complex.

Adolf Hitler plays no real role but the secrecy of his demise is finally revealed.

Secret Service Agents are exposed for the lazy public servants that they must be.

My favorite Character is none other than that of the author himself, he insinuates himself like a Clive Cussler or the mysterious Richard Castle. And yet he is part of the story like a Hemingway.


Here are the prime qualities of this work.


You cannot put it down.

I first read it in the hospital as my son was having an operation. I had them delay his post op until I had finished so as not to be interrupted.

As a good book reviewer I fact checked a lot. Everything from the 3 little pigs to area 51 and lunar landings and assassinations checks out.

Readers, this is a satyr equal in imagination and timing as the great Monty Python and Benny Hill. This is just plain old great fun.

This book will lighten your load and encourage you to day dream and laugh. There is something about it that put me a little more at ease about the world events of the day. It is not a “feel good” book, but for some reason I just feel good after reading it.

Eric Dierker

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Subject: Praise and appreciation for a very funny book


Author:
Frank Sanello (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 09:38:41 03/13/13 Wed
Not since a reporter interviewed a certain Louis about his relationship with a vampire by the name of Lestat has the living dead come so alive as in Christopher Antony Meade’s vividly imagined new novella, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”.
Because a plot turn or twist seems to appear on just about every other page, it’s difficult to describe the story and its protagonists without becoming a spoiler or tease, as in “Rosebud is a sled” or “The girl in “The Crying Game” is really a guy.”

Meade takes the reader down a horrific rabbit hole that would have traumatized Alice. During the trip, the author somehow manages to link the myth of flesh-eating zombies to Lewis Carroll’s Cheshire Cat, Pres. Obama’s ancestry, what the government is hiding at Roswell’s Area 51, the actual perpetrators behind the recession and global warming, the Three Little Pigs’ intergalactic origins, 12-Step programs, what really went down when Osama bin Laden was killed, and the “real” source of Hitler’s anti-Semitism which some readers may find a bit too gallow humorous.

Unlike most monster tales from Greek mythology to Lindsay Lohan, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” leavens its Grand Guignol style with mordant humour reminiscent of Hitchcock. (Watch Meade’s YouTube video. His voice is identical to Hitchcock’s and perfect for an audiobook version.)

A reviewer of Anne Rice’s third vampire chronicle, 2002’s “Queen of the Damned”, hailed the author for creating “universes within universes.”

The same kudos go to the multiple, interconnected universes of the Oval Office, Zombies Anonymous meetings, Buckingham Palace, bin Laden’s unlikely fetish and other surprises Meade has created and which I will try not to spoil.

WARNING: Skip the next paragraph if you don’t want to find out one of the novella’s plot twists.

Before he’s killed, Osama in Howard Hughes mode indulges his yen for school girls in uniform by watching marathon TV screenings of the St. Trinian’s film series (1954-2007) about a fictional English boarding school for delinquent girls.

Osama’s behavior out grosses a similar but tamer (!?) scene in the South Park animated feature film where Satan and Saddam Hussein have anal sex in hell.

Julian Faversham, the title’s zombie, is a gentleman of the old school who happens to be a member of the living dead cohabiting with Meade’s alter ego and narrator. The fictional Meade, which a police inspector’s report says “claimed to be some sort of a writer, although neither of us had heard of him,” unwittingly invites Julian to share his apartment.

Faversham pays the “rent” by playing Chopin nocturnes and Mozart sonatas on his music-loving roommate’s piano.

“The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” follows the style of classic gothic novels but adds modern-day anachronisms that lend the book its unexpected wit.

The description of Julian is reminiscent of Anne Rice’s blood-sucker Lestat’s – only more nauseating – and I mean that in a good way:

“The figure at the piano got up…and gave me an old-fashioned, courteous bow. He was not a pretty sight. The skin seemed to have dried out and it was shrunken, so that it barely covered the outlines of the skull. If there were any eyes, they were sunk so far into the sockets as to be invisible. Some of [Julian’s] parchment-like epidermis clinging to his neck had come away and was hanging loose like wallpaper…

The hand the cadaver extended to me to shake was green with mould, and the skeletal tips of the fingers emerged from the crumbling remnants of skin that covered the palms and wrists.

“Julian Faversham at your service,” it said.

I declined to shake the decaying appendage”.

WARNING: The next paragraph has another spoiler.

Like all zombies, Faversham craves human flesh, which Meade recasts in 12-Step Speak as an addiction rather than cannibalism. While the clueless author/narrator presumes Faversham is having a “one-night stand” with a female cadaver he’s invited back to their apartment from the local cemetery, it turns out that poor Julian has had a relapse and has resumed eating humans instead of Zombies Anonymous’ recommended alternative, cat food. Julian’s literally cadaverous sex partner turns out to be a fellow member of ZA who sits with him until the urge to cannibalize passes.

One final spoiler I can’t resist: The narrator informs us that Gulliver’s Lilliputians are real and migrated to colonial America, where their descendants commit identity theft and other white-collar crimes.

Meade uses this “historical fact” to satirize the corruption of post-Soviet Russia’s Wild West Capitalism where even the treasures of the Kremlin Museums are for sale to the highest bidder – or stolen by clever Lilliputian thieves.

A series of laugh-out-loud appendices in the book satirize conspiracy theorists by blaming most of the world’s crises on various villains, among them Santa Claus’s psychotic sibling, Anti-Santa.

(Tim Burton needs to read this book. The Anti-Santa story within the story would make a great animated segment in a live-action film about the other characters.)

My only disappointment was that Meade hasn’t given us more. “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” is one of those books that you wish would never end.

Contact the author and urge him to write a zombie trilogy. It may outsell Anne Rice's!

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Subject: Clever and very witty book


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 06:11:14 03/13/13 Wed
A zombie romp through alternative histories and conspiracy theories, told in the style of an old-fashioned Victorian English ghost story.

Packs in a lot of clever ideas and twists and turns for a novella, rewriting and interweaving history and fairytales with irreverence. Like one of the reviewers above, I too would have liked this to have been a longer tale - I felt that it stopped short of fully exploring the possibilities, and thought the onslaught of ideas needed the space of a full-length novel.

The humour (and there is a lot of it) is part-farce and part-Dickensian (the protagonist Anton's landlord is named 'Gutterskunk' in true 'Oliver Twist' style), slamming together alien shape-shifters with Lewis Carroll's Wonderland world, as well as some of the most loved, and some of the most reviled figures in history, from Obama to Hitler.

Faversham the gentleman zombie is memorable, delectable and horrific (and a warning for the squeamish: Meade pulls no punches in describing his more odoriferous and homicidal qualities).

An entertaining, off-the-wall tale.
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Subject: Take good pussy into your bed but avoid bad pussy


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Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 04:09:24 03/11/13 Mon
Not every pussy can be a pleasure to stroke. The pussy that attempted to get into the bed of President Barack Obama was definitely not a very lovely pussy. This was a shape-shifting zombie pussy that had designs on the presidential brain, rather than on any more pleasure-inducing organ.
The fact that this decomposing, but alive, monstrosity launched its attack while the President and First Lady were staying in Buckingham Palace just added to the terror caused by this mouldy pussy. The last thing any man, or indeed woman, needs is to be sharing their bed with a smelly and ravenous pussy.
So how did this evil pussy get to be in Buckingham Palace in the first place and what made Barack Obama so attractive to the devil-spawned feline?
The answer to this and many other pussy related questions can be found in “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”, the outrageous satire on politicians and pussies, by that master of macabre pussy related literature, Christopher Antony Meade. Many other topical subjects are covered in this totally “off the wall” book. Some involve pussy and some do not, but all will have you falling off your seat from laughing.
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Subject: Just simply a really funny book


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Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 07:52:27 03/10/13 Sun
“The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by the alternative comedy writer Christopher Antony Meade is a book that will give you great entertainment. If you are the kind of person who likes to laugh at the pretentions of those who call themselves our betters, this is certainly the book for you. Among those lampooned, in this savage satire, is a rather hapless Barack Obama. The chapter explaining the bizarre details of his ancestry is a classic of political comedy.
Do you want to find out the true use of Area 51, or the origin of the Illuminati? All that is revealed here as well.
I won’t spoil your enjoyment of this original and startlingly outrageous novella, by revealing any more of its secrets. It’s better that you discover them for yourselves. It is definitely well worth the exploration.
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Subject: Original, outrageous and very funny book. A classic of political comedy


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Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 07:22:29 03/09/13 Sat
“The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by the alternative comedy writer Christopher Antony Meade is a book that will give you great entertainment. If you are the kind of person who likes to laugh at the pretentions of those who call themselves our betters, this is certainly the book for you. Among those lampooned, in this savage satire, is a rather hapless Barack Obama. The chapter explaining the bizarre details of his ancestry is a classic of political comedy.
Do you want to find out the true use of Area 51, or the origin of the Illuminati? All that is revealed here as well.
I won’t spoil your enjoyment of this original and startlingly outrageous novella, by revealing any more of its secrets. It’s better that you discover them for yourselves. It is definitely well worth the exploration.
Read the complete reviews of this devastatingly irreverent novella and
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Subject: Most scary zombie book and the funniest one as well


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Christopher Anton (Creased with laughter and horror.)
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Date Posted: 06:42:21 03/06/13 Wed
An encounter with a brain-eating zombie is one of the most terrifying and often lethal experiences anyone can expect to endure. The process of having the top of the head bitten off and the “grey matter” chewed on by one of these revolting un-dead is not something that any sane person would relish.
That is exactly the fate that was planned for United States President Barack Obama and his fragrant wife Michelle, during their state visit to the United Kingdom last year. The creature that attacked them had been hiding in their rooms at Buckingham Palace. Of all the trials suffered by this international statesman, this must surely have been the worst. Debating with Mitt Romney would be a picnic compared with this life and sanity threatening encounter.
So, you may ask how the President and First Lady came to be the intended dinner for the brain-eater in the first place and did the zombie succeed in chomping at the hippocampus of the chief executive. (Some say it’s obvious that he did). The answer can be found in the very funny political satire “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by that master of the comic grotesque, Christopher Antony Meade.
I won’t give away any more info on the comic delights of this very funny book. I can guarantee, however, that you will never look at the world the same way again after reading it.
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Subject: Cleaning the White House. The problems in maintaing a historic building


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Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 08:28:29 03/05/13 Tue
Cleaning the White House has become quite a problem since Barack Obama became the chief executive of the United States. It’s not just that the vibrations at night, from the thunderous snoring of Michelle Obama, shakes the entire building and sends flakes of loose plaster to the floor, for the hard-pressed cleaners to get rid of in the morning; but the President himself has taken to prowling around the executive mansion at night, to mark his territory with tom-cat spray. (This is because Barack Obama is one quarter cat on his mother’s side). There are few things so difficult to clean off as tom-cat effluvium. So, what with this, plus the snoring-displaced plaster, the position of White House cleaner is far from an easy posting.
You may ask why Barack Obama has feline DNA and if Michelle’s snoring really is so unbearably loud. To find out the back story, you need to read “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by that master of political satire Christopher Antony Meade. Prepare to be taken on a very bumpy, but entertaining, ride. The answers to many more mysteries are to be found within the pages of this outrageously irreverent novella. Read about the odd origin of the Illuminati and about what really happened to the body of Adolf Hitler after his death. You may be convinced or you may just roll about laughing. Either way, this book is one everyone really ought to read.
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Subject: What happened to the body of Adolf Hitler? The true answer at last


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Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 05:16:30 03/05/13 Tue
When Adolf Hitler took that cyanide capsule in the bunker in Berlin in 1945, the guards that entered the room were shocked when they were not confronted by the body of their dead leader. What faced them was a sight that would haunt them for the rest of their lives. The dictator had, at the moment of death, transformed into something truly grotesque. His mistress Eva Braun, who had shared in the death pact, had changed as well, but not so revoltingly.
The following week, what remained of Hitler was giving a starring role at the victory banquet in Moscow, by order of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin.
How did this all come to be? Why did the body of Hitler change and what did it change into?
The answer to these questions can be found in the startling and outrageous book “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by that stalwart of the comic macabre, Christopher Antony Meade.
Not only, is the mystery of Hitler’s fate uncovered, but many of the other great questions that have eluded answers are resolved here as well, such as the real origin and influence of the Illuminati and the catfood bill for the White House has been so high since the start of the presidency of Barack Obama.
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Subject: Buckingham Palace behind the scenes


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Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 07:38:04 03/04/13 Mon
It can be difficult enough to get to sleep at Buckingham Palace, what with the noise from marching bands rehearsing the latest royal ceremony, not to speak of the myriad of servants trying to do their cleaning jobs around the palace while the Royal Family try to snatch some rest. Somebody is always managing to knock over a Ming vase, or drop some silverware, just when Her Majesty is about to drop off. A maid once trod on the tail of a corgi one night and the startled yelping of the dog made sleep an impossibility for the much tried monarch and her long suffering consort.
But all these disturbances were as nothing compared with the shenanigans that occurred the night that President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle stayed overnight in the palace. The snoring of the American First Lady was likened, by those unfortunate enough to hear it that night, to a combination to the drone of a Lancaster bomber allied with the chuffing of an old fashioned steam train. When this cacophony was succeeded by ear-piercing screaming and shouting coming from the suite occupied by the presidential couple, it was more than the elderly royal couple could endure. Her Majesty, accompanied by Prince Philip, stormed down to the guest apartment and hammered on the door.
What was causing the disturbance? What awful sight met the eyes of Her Majesty and His Royal Highness when the door was opened?
The answer can be found in “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”, the outrageously irreverent political satire by Christopher Antony Meade. The answers to many other questions of the age, such as, what really happened to Hitler’s body and what embarrassing secret is hidden beneath Barack Obama’s trousers can be found there too. You will probably be surprised and you will definitely be entertained.
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Subject: Michelle Obama and her embarrassing secret.


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Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 07:00:03 03/03/13 Sun
When Michelle Obama sleeps, she snores so loudly that the walls of the White House almost shake.
Her nocturnal eruptions especially caused embarrassment during the state visit, which the presidential couple paid to Queen Elizabeth II in London last year. Nobody at Buckingham Palace could get any sleep. The Queen and Prince Philip had to hammer on the bedroom door, in order to command some peace. The snoring of the First Lady was not the only problem that had to be dealt with, that night in the palace. When Michelle started screaming, things really were becoming very dangerous.
What caused Mrs Obama to yell like a baby on that fateful night? Was it something to do with the secret that Barack keeps hidden in his trousers? What is that big secret?
The answer to these and a host of other intriguing mysteries can be found in the devastatingly funny political satire, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade. You’ve probably guessed, but there is a psychopathic brain-eating zombie in the book as well and it is neither Mitt Romney nor Hilary Clinton.
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Subject: President Barack Obama has a really bad night.


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Christopher Anton (Creased with laughter and horror.)
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Date Posted: 03:01:07 03/03/13 Sun
To be attacked by a flesh eating zombie can be a very frightening thing. I know that when Barack and Michelle Obama encountered one of the ravening undead they were terrified out of their wits. Did the monster eat their brains? The president’s political opponents would say that he had no brains in the first place and the zombie would be faced with an empty skull.
So how this this horrifically gruesome episode occur in the lives of the First Couple? Did the zombie succeed in his nefarious aim of dining on the presidential grey matter? The answer to this question can be found in the amazing new book, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by that master of political satire, Christopher Antony Meade. The answers to some of the other great questions of the age, such as how the Illuminati conspiracy really works and what the secret is that Barack Obama keeps hidden in his trousers.
Don’t be kept in the dark about the things “our betters” would like to keep hidden. Get this book and then laugh at their pretensions instead.
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Subject: Nasty surprise for Barack Obama at Buckingham Palace


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Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 03:38:06 03/01/13 Fri
When Barack Obama stayed overnight in Buckingham Palace, during his state visit to the United Kingdom, he got a nasty surprise in the night. Michelle was not exactly thrilled either. The invasion of the presidential bedroom comes at the culmination of “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”, the outrageously irreverent and very funny book by Christopher Antony Meade.
This is not the only part of this novella that will have the reader rolling with laughter. The Illuminati conspiracy, the death of Osama bin Laden and the ancestry of Barack Obama also get the special Christopher Antony Meade treatment. That is to say that all of these stories are most mercilessly lampooned. Watch out for some rather novel reasons for the world recession and climate change also.
This is definitely a book that deserves to have a wide readership. It certainly contributes to the gaiety of nations.
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Subject: Laughing at the President. When Barack Obama got attacked by a zombie.


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Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 06:23:54 02/27/13 Wed
One of the funniest scenes in this very funny book is the one in which Barack Obama gets attacked by a psychopathic zombie cat/shape-shifter. The fact that it occurs in Buckingham Palace just adds to the nonsensical surrealism.
This book will surely have a cult following before long. Wikipedia articles and Facebook pages will be dedicated to it by its hordes of fans. Twitter will positively smoke from the volume of tweets devoted to it. The year 2012 will not be remembered for the American election, or even for the much prophesied “End of The World”. Rather it will go down in history as the year a great cult classic was published. Move over George Orwell and Anne Rice. Make room for Christopher Antony Meade.
One of the most pervasive conspiracy theories in the world today is the notion that there is a shadowy organisation called The Illuminati, ruling all behind the scenes. Many books have been written about the influence of these malevolent secret elite, but none describe their history in a way that will have you falling over with laughter. None that is, until “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade exploded on the literary scene.
This book can best be described as a comedy horror/scathing political satire. There are few figures on the international stage that don’t feel the lacerations of the author’s tongue. Characters, as diverse as, Barack Obama, Osama bin Laden and Larry the Downing Street cat are pitilessly lampooned. There is a particularly funny and original explanation of the origins of Barack Obama. The “real story” of how Osama bin Laden met his end is as funny as it is shocking.
There is an Illuminati connection here as well, also in the death of Adolf Hitler. (It is worth reading for the account of the death of the German dictator alone).
I don’t want to give too much away in this short review. I will just say that, if you are the type of person who enjoys laughing at those who claim to be our betters, this is the book you should read. You are guaranteed to fall off your seat from laughing.
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Subject: Funniest book I have read in years. A classic of modern comedy


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Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 03:14:13 02/27/13 Wed
This book will surely have a cult following before long. Wikipedia articles and Facebook pages will be dedicated to it by its hordes of fans. Twitter will positively smoke from the volume of tweets devoted to it. The year 2012 will not be remembered for the American election, or even for the much prophesied “End of The World”. Rather it will go down in history as the year a great cult classic was published. Move over George Orwell and Anne Rice. Make room for Christopher Antony Meade.
One of the most pervasive conspiracy theories in the world today is the notion that there is a shadowy organisation called The Illuminati, ruling all behind the scenes. Many books have been written about the influence of these malevolent secret elite, but none describe their history in a way that will have you falling over with laughter. None that is, until “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade exploded on the literary scene.
This book can best be described as a comedy horror/scathing political satire. There are few figures on the international stage that don’t feel the lacerations of the author’s tongue. Characters, as diverse as, Barack Obama, Osama bin Laden and Larry the Downing Street cat are pitilessly lampooned. There is a particularly funny and original explanation of the origins of Barack Obama. The “real story” of how Osama bin Laden met his end is as funny as it is shocking.
There is an Illuminati connection here as well, also in the death of Adolf Hitler. (It is worth reading for the account of the death of the German dictator alone).
I don’t want to give too much away in this short review. I will just say that, if you are the type of person who enjoys laughing at those who claim to be our betters, this is the book you should read. You are guaranteed to fall off your seat from laughing.
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Subject: Authors choice. A really good and funny book.


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Christopher Anton (Laughing myself inside out.)
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Date Posted: 02:48:10 02/26/13 Tue
What other writers say about “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”

"The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama" follows the style of classic gothic novels but adds modern-day anachronisms that lend the book its unexpected wit.

My only disappointment was that Meade hasn't given us more. The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama is one of those books that you wish would never end. If you loved "The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama," contact Meade and urge him to create a zombie trilogy.

Mary Shelley, Bram Stoker and Anne Rice, watch out! There's a new Gothic horror novelist on the scene”!
Frank Sanello, author of "The Knights Templars: God's Warriors, the Devil's Bankers"

“It's a fun read, full of interesting twists and turns that NO WAY you will see coming! It's got something for everyone - laughs, tragedy, fantasy, zombies, the recession, Hitler.
You'll recommend this book to your pals because they will want to know the true story of history too. It's outlandish and scary”!
Lela Cargill, author and homemaker.

“Mr Meade has an uncompromising view the world that almost defies discussion and is unlike any other. For the squeamish, be prepared and warned that this is not the usual. Behind it all is the brilliant mind of Mr Meade who is always a step ahead of all those fortunate to be in his presence. Get ready for a wild ride that will leave you wishing for more. Let' hope this is the beginning of a string of novels that will stand the test of time”.
Reynold Jay, author of “Born to be Rich” and “Lean against the Wind”.

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Subject: Writers choice. Book of the year?


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Date Posted: 08:49:41 02/24/13 Sun
What other writers say about “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”

"The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama" follows the style of classic gothic novels but adds modern-day anachronisms that lend the book its unexpected wit.

My only disappointment was that Meade hasn't given us more. The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama is one of those books that you wish would never end. If you loved "The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama," contact Meade and urge him to create a zombie trilogy.

Mary Shelley, Bram Stoker and Anne Rice, watch out! There's a new Gothic horror novelist on the scene”!
Frank Sanello, author of "The Knights Templars: God's Warriors, the Devil's Bankers"

“It's a fun read, full of interesting twists and turns that NO WAY you will see coming! It's got something for everyone - laughs, tragedy, fantasy, zombies, the recession, Hitler.
You'll recommend this book to your pals because they will want to know the true story of history too. It's outlandish and scary”!
Lela Cargill, author and homemaker.

“Mr Meade has an uncompromising view the world that almost defies discussion and is unlike any other. For the squeamish, be prepared and warned that this is not the usual. Behind it all is the brilliant mind of Mr Meade who is always a step ahead of all those fortunate to be in his presence. Get ready for a wild ride that will leave you wishing for more. Let' hope this is the beginning of a string of novels that will stand the test of time”.
Reynold Jay, author of “Born to be Rich” and “Lean against the Wind”.

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United States.

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United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags

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Subject: Book of the year? Check out the great reviews


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Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 03:09:12 02/23/13 Sat
What other writers say about “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”

"The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama" follows the style of classic gothic novels but adds modern-day anachronisms that lend the book its unexpected wit.

My only disappointment was that Meade hasn't given us more. The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama is one of those books that you wish would never end. If you loved "The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama," contact Meade and urge him to create a zombie trilogy.

Mary Shelley, Bram Stoker and Anne Rice, watch out! There's a new Gothic horror novelist on the scene”!
Frank Sanello, author of "The Knights Templars: God's Warriors, the Devil's Bankers"

“It's a fun read, full of interesting twists and turns that NO WAY you will see coming! It's got something for everyone - laughs, tragedy, fantasy, zombies, the recession, Hitler.
You'll recommend this book to your pals because they will want to know the true story of history too. It's outlandish and scary”!
Lela Cargill, author and homemaker.

“Mr Meade has an uncompromising view the world that almost defies discussion and is unlike any other. For the squeamish, be prepared and warned that this is not the usual. Behind it all is the brilliant mind of Mr Meade who is always a step ahead of all those fortunate to be in his presence. Get ready for a wild ride that will leave you wishing for more. Let' hope this is the beginning of a string of novels that will stand the test of time”.
Reynold Jay, author of “Born to be Rich” and “Lean against the Wind”.

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United States.

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United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
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Subject: Ancestry of Barack Obama and Area 51. The real truth revealed


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Date Posted: 04:58:39 02/20/13 Wed
I can't possibly imagine the depth of the author's imagination for the purposes of writing this clever little book. It's chock full of amazing details about, well, everything from George Washington to Queen Elizabeth II.
If you are a fan of 'The Walking Dead', you will certainly love the first treatise of the book when a zombie comes to live with the author and becomes fast friends with his cat. (The cat is from hell, of course, and nothing else is what it appears to be either).
Who knew that Barack Obama is part Cheshire cat?
Who knew that Osama Bin Laden loved high school cheerleader porn?
Who knew that Queen Elizabeth II sleeps with giant curlers in her hair?
Who knew indeed?
Well, buy this book and enjoy the hijinks that ensue during the making of Area 51 and why the three little pigs will one day destroy the world.
It's a fun read, full of interesting twists and turns that NO WAY you will see coming! It's got something for everyone - laughs, tragedy, fantasy, zombies, the recession, Hitler.
You'll recommend this book to your pals because they will want to know the true story of history too. It's outlandish and scary!
I would have given this book 5 stars, but it's just too short! There's more to tell Mr Meade.
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Subject: A really funny book. Possibly the funniest to come out this year.


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 08:25:48 02/19/13 Tue
I can't possibly imagine the depth of the author's imagination for the purposes of writing this clever little book. It's chock full of amazing details about, well, everything from George Washington to Queen Elizabeth II.
If you are a fan of 'The Walking Dead', you will certainly love the first treatise of the book when a zombie comes to live with the author and becomes fast friends with his cat. (The cat is from hell, of course, and nothing else is what it appears to be either).
Who knew that Barack Obama is part Cheshire cat?
Who knew that Osama Bin Laden loved high school cheerleader porn?
Who knew that Queen Elizabeth II sleeps with giant curlers in her hair?
Who knew indeed?
Well, buy this book and enjoy the hijinks that ensue during the making of Area 51 and why the three little pigs will one day destroy the world.
It's a fun read, full of interesting twists and turns that NO WAY you will see coming! It's got something for everyone - laughs, tragedy, fantasy, zombies, the recession, Hitler.
You'll recommend this book to your pals because they will want to know the true story of history too. It's outlandish and scary!
I would have given this book 5 stars, but it's just too short! There's more to tell Mr Meade.
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United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags

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Subject: Funniest and most outrageuos book I have read in ages.


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 10:06:36 02/15/13 Fri
When I first saw this book advertised, I was reluctant to buy it. I'd never heard of the author Christopher Antony Meade and I was reluctant to spend any of my hard earned funds on his novella. After reading the excellent review that accompanies the advertisement, I decided to take the plunge and buy the book. It was a decision I have not regretted. A book of 95 pages should take about four hours to read. “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” occupied my time for about 10 hours. It was just so funny I had to keep putting it down in order to recover from the laughing.
I'm not sure whether the author really is telling the truth when he makes his outrageous claims. You can be certain, though; that there will be very embarrassed faces in the homes of the great and good if this book gets widespread circulation.
It starts off as a conventional enough zombie story. The actual zombie is a cut above the usual run-of-the-mill graveyard refugees. For one thing, he's a very talented classical pianist. When he moves in with a rather naive writer in Wimbledon in South London, he sets in train a series of events that will ultimately bring him to the highest house in the land and an encounter with a rather hapless Barack Obama. Suffice it to say that American brains are on the menu.
Barack Obama also figures large in this book. The story of his ancestry is as strange as it is funny. Osama bin Laden is revealed to have been a schoolgirl fetishist. The tale of how he met his end is very far removed from the official version. It makes the Navy seal’s account seem rather pallid as well.
The reader is also treated to some very original and hilarious explanations for such modern controversies, as the real purpose of area 51, or the very surprising cause of chem trails, among others.
I have to say that this book is an imaginative and comic triumph. My only regret about it is that it came to an end. I hope I don't have to wait too long for the sequel. Mind you, I will have to find some way of stopping this laughing. Otherwise, I will be suing Christopher Antony Meade for putting me into this state in the first place.
Sample the hilarious first chapters FREE on Amazon.

United States.

http://goo.gl/ckqfk

United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags


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Subject: Real truth about the ancestry and origins of Barack Obama exclusively and finally revealed


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 03:42:56 02/14/13 Thu
When I first saw this book advertised, I was reluctant to buy it. I'd never heard of the author Christopher Antony Meade and I was reluctant to spend any of my hard earned funds on his novella. After reading the excellent review that accompanies the advertisement, I decided to take the plunge and buy the book. It was a decision I have not regretted. A book of 95 pages should take about four hours to read. “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” occupied my time for about 10 hours. It was just so funny I had to keep putting it down in order to recover from the laughing.
I'm not sure whether the author really is telling the truth when he makes his outrageous claims. You can be certain, though; that there will be very embarrassed faces in the homes of the great and good if this book gets widespread circulation.
It starts off as a conventional enough zombie story. The actual zombie is a cut above the usual run-of-the-mill graveyard refugees. For one thing, he's a very talented classical pianist. When he moves in with a rather naive writer in Wimbledon in South London, he sets in train a series of events that will ultimately bring him to the highest house in the land and an encounter with a rather hapless Barack Obama. Suffice it to say that American brains are on the menu.
Barack Obama also figures large in this book. The story of his ancestry is as strange as it is funny. Osama bin Laden is revealed to have been a schoolgirl fetishist. The tale of how he met his end is very far removed from the official version. It makes the Navy seal’s account seem rather pallid as well.
The reader is also treated to some very original and hilarious explanations for such modern controversies, as the real purpose of area 51, or the very surprising cause of chem trails, among others.
I have to say that this book is an imaginative and comic triumph. My only regret about it is that it came to an end. I hope I don't have to wait too long for the sequel. Mind you, I will have to find some way of stopping this laughing. Otherwise, I will be suing Christopher Antony Meade for putting me into this state in the first place.
Sample the hilarious first chapters free on Amazon.

United States.

http://goo.gl/ckqfk

United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags


You can also buy it from many other online retailers. Priced at less than the cost of a packet of ten cigarettes.

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Subject: Sample one of the funniest books ever, FOR FREE.


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 07:34:43 02/12/13 Tue
When I first saw this book advertised, I was reluctant to buy it. I'd never heard of the author Christopher Antony Meade and I was reluctant to spend any of my hard earned funds on his novella. After reading the excellent review that accompanies the advertisement, I decided to take the plunge and buy the book. It was a decision I have not regretted. A book of 95 pages should take about four hours to read. “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” occupied my time for about 10 hours. It was just so funny I had to keep putting it down in order to recover from the laughing.
I'm not sure whether the author really is telling the truth when he makes his outrageous claims. You can be certain, though; that there will be very embarrassed faces in the homes of the great and good if this book gets widespread circulation.
It starts off as a conventional enough zombie story. The actual zombie is a cut above the usual run-of-the-mill graveyard refugees. For one thing, he's a very talented classical pianist. When he moves in with a rather naive writer in Wimbledon in South London, he sets in train a series of events that will ultimately bring him to the highest house in the land and an encounter with a rather hapless Barack Obama. Suffice it to say that American brains are on the menu.
Barack Obama also figures large in this book. The story of his ancestry is as strange as it is funny. Osama bin Laden is revealed to have been a schoolgirl fetishist. The tale of how he met his end is very far removed from the official version. It makes the Navy seal’s account seem rather pallid as well.
The reader is also treated to some very original and hilarious explanations for such modern controversies, as the real purpose of area 51, or the very surprising cause of chem trails, among others.
I have to say that this book is an imaginative and comic triumph. My only regret about it is that it came to an end. I hope I don't have to wait too long for the sequel. Mind you, I will have to find some way of stopping this laughing. Otherwise, I will be suing Christopher Antony Meade for putting me into this state in the first place.
Sample the hilarious first chapters free on Amazon.

United States.

http://goo.gl/ckqfk

United Kingdom (Amazon UK)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags


You can also buy it from many other online retailers. Priced at less than the cost of a packet of ten cigarettes.

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Subject: Climate change/Global warming. Is this the real cause?


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 02:01:26 01/21/13 Mon
I think I should give you a small taster of this great book that I just can’t seem to stop banging on about. This section is about climate change, or global warming if you prefer. It is a typical example of the idiosyncratically witty style of writing employed by Christopher Antony Meade throughout the book. I hope you enjoy reading this little excerpt.
“A topic that has been the subject of much debate in recent years is the belief that the climate of the planet is gradually undergoing a change, the so called global warming. Many in the scientific community have been saying that the temperature of the atmosphere has been steadily warming over the past couple of decades, with a resultant melting of the polar icecaps and increase in sea level that will lead to the inundation of many low level areas of our countries if the process is not halted. The Himalayan glaciers are also said to be affected; and the rain belts in Africa plus the monsoons in India have shifted, thus causing increasing problems for agricultural production in those parts of the world.

The blame for much of this climate change/global warming is being put on humankind, and most particularly on the burning of fossil fuels, and the emissions from most forms of oil driven vehicles.

There are however many who are of the contrary view. These are characterised as "climate change deniers". They claim among other things that any change is much exaggerated, or that it is naturally occurring, down to sunspot activity etc. These people tend, in large measure, to come from the oil company lobbyists, or, for some odd reason from the religious right.

I have to place myself firmly on the side of those who believe in climate change. The evidence that something big is happening is just too great to ignore. Global temperatures are rising, and they are being driven by artificial forces. But the scientists and climatologists are fatally wrong in one important particular. It is not down to the motor car, or to carbon from our factories, or even to the methane exhalations of all our cows. The real cause of climate change/global warming is a very large, and growing, belt of magnifying lenses that is orbiting our planet just beyond the edge of our atmosphere. This is constructed from billions of reading glasses lenses and discarded or stolen contact lenses. It has been placed in orbit around The Earth by an alliance of The Illuminati and those malevolent greed mongers the Lilliputians of Gulliver's Travels fame.
As The President of The Ancient Society of Secret Historians I am privy to all the secrets. I don’t want to start a general panic, so I only release information to the general public when I feel that the interest of the people urgently dictates it. Successive governments throughout the world have been given the details. Even The General Secretary of The United Nations has been briefed. But they have all chosen to sit on the revelations. I don’t know why. Perhaps you should question them next time they come round seeking votes.
Anyway, the time is now right for the world to be advised about what is really going on, so if you care to read on I shall put you in the loop, and dammnation to the politicians”.
To find out how this came to be, plus some more startling information about this world and some of the nefarious characters living in it, read the e-book “The Zombie,the Cat and Barack Obama”.

You will never look at life the same way again.

Sample the opening chapters of this subversive, but outrageously funny book at Amazon for free.

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United Kingdom (Amazon UK)

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Subject: Final, uncensored, truth about the killing of Osama Bin Laden, not Wikipedia, Facebook or Twitter


Author:
Christopher Anton (Horrified)
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Date Posted: 02:58:13 12/27/12 Thu
The killing of Osama bin laden was attributed to American Navy seals. The truth was somewhat different. Osama was dispatched by a very special agent employed by the American government. What happened to his body, immediately on his demise, made certain that no photographs could ever be published of his corpse. The true story about the death of Osama bin laden is told in this new book by Christopher Antony Meade for the first time. Forget about the official version and put the controversial tome by the renegade Navy Seal out of your mind. If you really want to find out what happened that evening in an upstairs room in Pakistan, read this book. You will be amazed, appalled, and entertained in equal measure. To say that you will be astonished at the almost unbelievable details of the operation to dispatch the leader of Al Qaeda is an understatement.
If you read no other book this year, read this one. You will never think of the American secret services in the same way again.



The fiery controversy over the antecedents of American president Barack Obama is set to be ignited again with the publication of this controversial new book by Christopher Antony Meade.
Not only, is the President of the United States, not American, but he is not even fully human. The real secret of his ancestry has been kept until now. This is the bombshell that could consign the presidency of Barack Obama to the dustbin of history. The true story, as related in this astonishing work, should be read by every American citizen and everyone who wants to know the real truth, instead of the lies, being spewed out by the mainstream news media.
There are those of you who may feel that these revelations will enhance, rather than diminish, the stature of Barack Obama. It is for the reader to decide. Mr Meade is simply laying the facts before the world. He has no political axe to grind and just believes that the truth should be told.
Available in United States from Amazon
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Subject: This book deserves a cult following. Not Wikipedia, Facebook or Twitter


Author:
Christopher Anton (Wonderstruck)
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Date Posted: 09:16:59 10/21/12 Sun
This book will surely have a cult following before long. Wikipedia articles and Facebook pages will be dedicated to it by its hordes of fans. Twitter will positively smoke from the volume of tweets devoted to it. The year 2012 will not be remembered for the American election, or even for the much prophesied “End of The World”. Rather it will go down in history as the year a great cult classic was published. Move over George Orwell and Anne Rice. Make room for Christopher Antony Meade.
One of the most pervasive conspiracy theories in the world today is the notion that there is a shadowy organisation called The Illuminati, ruling all behind the scenes. Many books have been written about the influence of these malevolent secret elite, but none describe their history in a way that will have you falling over with laughter. None that is, until “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade exploded on the literary scene.
This book can best be described as a comedy horror/scathing political satire. There are few figures on the international stage that don’t feel the lacerations of the author’s tongue. Characters, as diverse as, Barack Obama, Osama bin Laden and Larry the Downing Street cat are pitilessly lampooned. There is a particularly funny and original explanation of the origins of Barack Obama. The “real story” of how Osama bin Laden met his end is as funny as it is shocking.
There is an Illuminati connection here as well, also in the death of Adolf Hitler. (It is worth reading for the account of the death of the German dictator alone).
I don’t want to give too much away in this short review. I will just say that, if you are the type of person who enjoys laughing at those who claim to be our betters, this is the book you should read. You are guaranteed to fall off your seat from laughing.


Available on Amazon.

United States.

http://goo.gl/ckqfk


United Kingdom (Amazon UK)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags

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Subject: Illuminati revealed. Obama and bin Laden connection. Not Wikipedia, Facebook or Twitter


Author:
Christopher Anton (Laughing myself inside out.)
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Date Posted: 03:11:55 10/21/12 Sun
One of the most pervasive conspiracy theories in the world today is the notion that there is a shadowy organisation called The Illuminati, ruling all behind the scenes. Many books have been written about the influence of these malevolent secret elite, but none describe their history in a way that will have you falling over with laughter. None that is, until “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade exploded on the literary scene.
This book can best be described as a comedy horror/scathing political satire. There are few figures on the international stage that don’t feel the lacerations of the author’s tongue. Characters, as diverse as, Barack Obama, Osama bin Laden and Larry the Downing Street cat are pitilessly lampooned. There is a particularly funny and original explanation of the origins of Barack Obama. The “real story” of how Osama bin Laden met his end is as funny as it is shocking.
There is an Illuminati connection here as well, also in the death of Adolf Hitler. (It is worth reading for the account of the death of the German dictator alone).
I don’t want to give too much away in this short review. I will just say that, if you are the type of person who enjoys laughing at those who claim to be our betters, this is the book you should read. You are guaranteed to fall off your seat from laughing.


Available on Amazon.

United States.

http://goo.gl/ckqfk


United Kingdom (Amazon UK)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags


You can also buy it from many other online retailers. Priced at less than the cost of a packet of cigarettes.

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Subject: Buy and sell vehicles (NC10041)


Author:
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Date Posted: 17:07:44 10/16/12 Tue
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Subject: NEW YORK ROOMMATES IS HERE!


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Subject: A Comic Horror Classic. Not Wikipedia or Facebook.The funniest book I have read in ages.


Author:
Christopher Anton (Creased with laughter and horror.)
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Date Posted: 07:30:39 10/02/12 Tue
When I first saw this book advertised, I was reluctant to buy it. I'd never heard of the author Christopher Antony Meade and I was reluctant to spend any of my hard earned funds on his novella. After reading the excellent review that accompanies the advertisement, I decided to take the plunge and buy the book. It was a decision I have not regretted. A book of 95 pages should take about four hours to read. “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” occupied my time for about 10 hours. It was just so funny I had to keep putting it down in order to recover from the laughing.
I'm not sure whether the author really is telling the truth when he makes his outrageous claims. You can be certain, though; that there will be very embarrassed faces in the homes of the great and good if this book gets widespread circulation.
It starts off as a conventional enough zombie story. The actual zombie is a cut above the usual run-of-the-mill graveyard refugees. For one thing, he's a very talented classical pianist. When he moves in with a rather naive writer in Wimbledon in South London, he sets in train a series of events that will ultimately bring him to the highest house in the land and an encounter with a rather hapless Barack Obama. Suffice it to say that American brains are on the menu.
Barack Obama also figures large in this book. The story of his ancestry is as strange as it is funny. Osama bin laden is revealed to have been a schoolgirl fetishist. The tale of how he met his end is very far removed from the official version. It makes the Navy seal’s account seem rather pallid as well.
The reader is also treated to some very original and hilarious explanations for such modern controversies, as the real purpose of area 51, or the very surprising cause of chem trails, among others.
I have to say that this book is an imaginative and comic triumph. My only regret about it is that it came to an end. I hope I don't have to wait too long for the sequel. Mind you, I will have to find some way of stopping this laughing. Otherwise, I will be suing Christopher Antony Meade for putting me into this state in the first place.
Available on Amazon.

United States.

http://goo.gl/ckqfk


United Kingdom (Amazon UK)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags


You can also buy it from many other online retailers. Priced at less than the cost of a packet of cigarettes.

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Subject: An Instant Classic in the Tradition of Frankenstein and Dracula, not Wikipedia or FaceBook


Author:
Frank Sanello (Totally floored)
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Date Posted: 04:04:12 09/28/12 Fri
Book review by Frank Sanello

Not since a reporter interviewed a certain Louis about his relationship with a vampire by the name of Lestat has the living dead come so alive as in Christopher Antony Meade’s vividly imagined new novella, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”.
Because a plot turn or twist seems to appear on just about every other page, it’s difficult to describe the story and its protagonists without becoming a spoiler or tease, as in “Rosebud is a sled” or “The girl in “The Crying Game” is really a guy.”

Meade takes the reader down a horrific rabbit hole that would have traumatized Alice. During the trip, the author somehow manages to link the myth of flesh-eating zombies to Lewis Carroll’s Cheshire Cat, Pres. Obama’s ancestry, what the government is hiding at Roswell’s Area 51, the actual perpetrators behind the recession and global warming, the Three Little Pigs’ intergalactic origins, 12-Step programs, what really went down when Osama bin Laden was killed, and the “real” source of Hitler’s anti-Semitism which some readers may find a bit too gallow humorous.

Unlike most monster tales from Greek mythology to Lindsay Lohan, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” leavens its Grand Guignol style with mordant humour reminiscent of Hitchcock. (Watch Meade’s YouTube video. His voice is identical to Hitchcock’s and perfect for an audiobook version.)

A reviewer of Anne Rice’s third vampire chronicle, 2002’s “Queen of the Damned”, hailed the author for creating “universes within universes.”

The same kudos go to the multiple, interconnected universes of the Oval Office, Zombies Anonymous meetings, Buckingham Palace, bin Laden’s unlikely fetish and other surprises Meade has created and which I will try not to spoil.

WARNING: Skip the next paragraph if you don’t want to find out one of the novella’s plot twists.

Before he’s killed, Osama in Howard Hughes mode indulges his yen for school girls in uniform by watching marathon TV screenings of the St. Trinian’s film series (1954-2007) about a fictional English boarding school for delinquent girls.

Osama’s behavior out grosses a similar but tamer (!?) scene in the South Park animated feature film where Satan and Saddam Hussein have anal sex in hell.

Julian Faversham, the title’s zombie, is a gentleman of the old school who happens to be a member of the living dead cohabiting with Meade’s alter ego and narrator. The fictional Meade, which a police inspector’s report says “claimed to be some sort of a writer, although neither of us had heard of him,” unwittingly invites Julian to share his apartment.

Faversham pays the “rent” by playing Chopin nocturnes and Mozart sonatas on his music-loving roommate’s piano.

“The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” follows the style of classic gothic novels but adds modern-day anachronisms that lend the book its unexpected wit.

The description of Julian is reminiscent of Anne Rice’s blood-sucker Lestat’s – only more nauseating – and I mean that in a good way:

“The figure at the piano got up…and gave me an old-fashioned, courteous bow. He was not a pretty sight. The skin seemed to have dried out and it was shrunken, so that it barely covered the outlines of the skull. If there were any eyes, they were sunk so far into the sockets as to be invisible. Some of [Julian’s] parchment-like epidermis clinging to his neck had come away and was hanging loose like wallpaper…

The hand the cadaver extended to me to shake was green with mould, and the skeletal tips of the fingers emerged from the crumbling remnants of skin that covered the palms and wrists.

“Julian Faversham at your service,” it said.

I declined to shake the decaying appendage”.

WARNING: The next paragraph has another spoiler.

Like all zombies, Faversham craves human flesh, which Meade recasts in 12-Step Speak as an addiction rather than cannibalism. While the clueless author/narrator presumes Faversham is having a “one-night stand” with a female cadaver he’s invited back to their apartment from the local cemetery, it turns out that poor Julian has had a relapse and has resumed eating humans instead of Zombies Anonymous’ recommended alternative, cat food. Julian’s literally cadaverous sex partner turns out to be a fellow member of ZA who sits with him until the urge to cannibalize passes.

One final spoiler I can’t resist: The narrator informs us that Gulliver’s Lilliputians are real and migrated to colonial America, where their descendants commit identity theft and other white-collar crimes.

Meade uses this “historical fact” to satirize the corruption of post-Soviet Russia’s Wild West Capitalism where even the treasures of the Kremlin Museums are for sale to the highest bidder – or stolen by clever Lilliputian thieves.

A series of laugh-out-loud appendices in the book satirize conspiracy theorists by blaming most of the world’s crises on various villains, among them Santa Claus’s psychotic sibling, Anti-Santa.

(Tim Burton needs to read this book. The Anti-Santa story within the story would make a great animated segment in a live-action film about the other characters.)

My only disappointment was that Meade hasn’t given us more. “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” is one of those books that you wish would never end.

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Subject: One of the best books on Nazi leader Adolf Hitler


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Date Posted: 08:39:58 09/23/12 Sun
Finally a great novel of the twenty first century and about Adolf Hitler too.

I am one of those readers who yawn at the prospect of reading either science-fiction or historical novels. My notion of hell would be to be forced to spend an eternity wading through books that purport to take me into a realm that I could never enter myself. My horror would be further increased by being told by the devilish librarian that the book portrayed a parallel universe. Satan will now have to think again. That torture no longer holds any fears for me. I've just read a volume that is a historical novel and also takes the reader into a parallel universe. I have to say that this book is one of the very best I've read and I'm penning this short review, in order to introduce it to the wider readership, that its quality and breadth of vision undoubtedly deserve.

A really good book about Hitler, for a change.




There have been many novels written about World War II and the characters that were the leading lights in that great conflict. The Pyramids of Giza could probably be wallpapered with the books which have been written about Adolf Hitler alone. How often has a publisher not sighed in exasperation when yet another tome about the Second World War lands on his desk? What is needed to set the publishing and reading world on fire is a book that treats the last great worldwide conflagration with some imagination and originality. I have to tell you that such a piece of literature has at last been completed. The book which I am about to review is one of the most startlingly original of anything that it has been my pleasure to peruse in recent years. I am speaking about The Autobiography of Frau Adolf Hitler, born Countess Christina Bernadotte, translated and edited by historian and novelist Frank Sanello.










What you will be acquiring, if you purchase this book, is a panoramic and intimate insight into the world surrounding Adolf Hitler. This will be presented to you through the words of the evil dictator’s wife. I am not talking about the insipid and frivolous Eva Braun. Rather the genius of Mr Sanello has told the story of the Third Reich from the point of view of the wife, which nobody knew Hitler had. Countess Bernadotte, according to the story, was forced to wed Adolf by her ambitious Nazi loving mother. She detested her husband for more than just his political ruthlessness. He had some pretty disgusting sexual depravities as well, the details of which are portrayed graphically in the book. I will only say here that the words “walking”,”dog” and “brown” figure in the description of this perversion.







I don't wish to give away too much of the story. But I will tell you that Countess Bernadotte, or Mrs Hitler, if you prefer, proceeds, from her position at the centre of the evil conspiracy to conquer the world, to try and mitigate some of its worst excesses. She sets up an organisation to save as many Jews as possible from the Holocaust. To help her do this she has to flatter some seriously odious characters. Hermann Goring is among the more evil of them. Towards the end of the book there is a chapter which shows this loathsome Reich Marshal in all his absolute odiousness.







The more minor characters are no less well portrayed in this gripping novel than the central participants. The Duke and Duchess of Windsor are shown to us in all their ridiculous and idiotic vanity. The intrepid countess also has a meeting with the less than sympathetic Pope Pius XII. I must at this stage take issue with Mr Sanello regarding the picture he paints of this great Pontiff. Pope Pius has been disgracefully treated by some ill-informed historians in recent years. It takes away somewhat from this, otherwise excellent, book to see the libel being repeated yet again. Still it is a very well crafted, if inaccurate, picture.







The saddest part of this book is, that while its heroine exhausted her strength and risked her life, in trying to save thousands of the victims of this evil time, she was not shown the gratitude or the appreciation that she should have been, by the co-religionists of the people she helped. To find out what happens you will just need to read the book.







The touching relationship between the book’s central character and her son by Hitler gives an engaging story within a story to this epically scoped book. The terror of and detestation for his evil wicked father scars the young boy for life. But his existence is made tolerable by the great genius that germinates within his youthful soul. The love which Countess Bernadotte has for her son also elevates her stress filled life.

Read no more books about Adolf Hitler until you read this one.

I will bring this review of the “Magnum Opus” of Mr Frank Sanello to a close by urging you, if you spend your money on nothing else during this recession haunted era, to purchase your copy immediately it becomes available. Read it, and then give it an honoured place, either on your bookshelf or your hard drive, (depending on whether you buy the printed or the digital version). You may be stultified at the prospect, of being faced with the ordeal of reading yet another book about World War II. But people, you haven't read this one yet.




The Autobiography of Frau Adolf Hitler is available now I am publishing the Amazon link below.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008E78B9S
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Subject: A brilliant new look at the private life and perversions of Adolf Hitler.


Author:
Christopher Meade (Sincere)
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Date Posted: 02:09:11 09/19/12 Wed
Finally a great novel of the twenty first century and about Adolf Hitler too.

I am one of those readers who yawn at the prospect of reading either science-fiction or historical novels. My notion of hell would be to be forced to spend an eternity wading through books that purport to take me into a realm that I could never enter myself. My horror would be further increased by being told by the devilish librarian that the book portrayed a parallel universe. Satan will now have to think again. That torture no longer holds any fears for me. I've just read a volume that is a historical novel and also takes the reader into a parallel universe. I have to say that this book is one of the very best I've read and I'm penning this short review, in order to introduce it to the wider readership, that its quality and breadth of vision undoubtedly deserve.

A really good book about Hitler, for a change.




There have been many novels written about World War II and the characters that were the leading lights in that great conflict. The Pyramids of Giza could probably be wallpapered with the books which have been written about Adolf Hitler alone. How often has a publisher not sighed in exasperation when yet another tome about the Second World War lands on his desk? What is needed to set the publishing and reading world on fire is a book that treats the last great worldwide conflagration with some imagination and originality. I have to tell you that such a piece of literature has at last been completed. The book which I am about to review is one of the most startlingly original of anything that it has been my pleasure to peruse in recent years. I am speaking about The Autobiography of Frau Adolf Hitler, born Countess Christina Bernadotte, translated and edited by historian and novelist Frank Sanello.










What you will be acquiring, if you purchase this book, is a panoramic and intimate insight into the world surrounding Adolf Hitler. This will be presented to you through the words of the evil dictator’s wife. I am not talking about the insipid and frivolous Eva Braun. Rather the genius of Mr Sanello has told the story of the Third Reich from the point of view of the wife, which nobody knew Hitler had. Countess Bernadotte, according to the story, was forced to wed Adolf by her ambitious Nazi loving mother. She detested her husband for more than just his political ruthlessness. He had some pretty disgusting sexual depravities as well, the details of which are portrayed graphically in the book. I will only say here that the words “walking”,”dog” and “brown” figure in the description of this perversion.







I don't wish to give away too much of the story. But I will tell you that Countess Bernadotte, or Mrs Hitler, if you prefer, proceeds, from her position at the centre of the evil conspiracy to conquer the world, to try and mitigate some of its worst excesses. She sets up an organisation to save as many Jews as possible from the Holocaust. To help her do this she has to flatter some seriously odious characters. Hermann Goring is among the more evil of them. Towards the end of the book there is a chapter which shows this loathsome Reich Marshal in all his absolute odiousness.







The more minor characters are no less well portrayed in this gripping novel than the central participants. The Duke and Duchess of Windsor are shown to us in all their ridiculous and idiotic vanity. The intrepid countess also has a meeting with the less than sympathetic Pope Pius XII. I must at this stage take issue with Mr Sanello regarding the picture he paints of this great Pontiff. Pope Pius has been disgracefully treated by some ill-informed historians in recent years. It takes away somewhat from this, otherwise excellent, book to see the libel being repeated yet again. Still it is a very well crafted, if inaccurate, picture.







The saddest part of this book is, that while its heroine exhausted her strength and risked her life, in trying to save thousands of the victims of this evil time, she was not shown the gratitude or the appreciation that she should have been, by the co-religionists of the people she helped. To find out what happens you will just need to read the book.







The touching relationship between the book’s central character and her son by Hitler gives an engaging story within a story to this epically scoped book. The terror of and detestation for his evil wicked father scars the young boy for life. But his existence is made tolerable by the great genius that germinates within his youthful soul. The love which Countess Bernadotte has for her son also elevates her stress filled life.

Read no more books about Adolf Hitler until you read this one.

I will bring this review of the “Magnum Opus” of Mr Frank Sanello to a close by urging you, if you spend your money on nothing else during this recession haunted era, to purchase your copy immediately it becomes available. Read it, and then give it an honoured place, either on your bookshelf or your hard drive, (depending on whether you buy the printed or the digital version). You may be stultified at the prospect, of being faced with the ordeal of reading yet another book about World War II. But people, you haven't read this one yet.




The Autobiography of Frau Adolf Hitler is available now I am publishing the Amazon link below.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008E78B9S
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Date Posted: 11:30:04 04/30/11 Sat
It is not often that the reader is presented with a collection of writings that can be classified as modern treasures. But that great priviledge was given to me when I first stumbled across these gems from that, increasingly fashionable, writer of internet articles and stories, christopheranton.

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There once was a bad pussy who was very lazy. She lived on a farm in the countryside, half way between the towns of Hentai and Milf. She was content enough to hunt the tits, although the best tits often got away, but the farm was getting overrun by rats and this useless pussy just wouldnt do her job. She just lazed around all day as if she were Pamela Anderson lying on a beach in the sun, or Paris Hilton contemplating the purchase of a new handbag. Of course she didnt have Pamela Anderson's body, or the wealth of Ms Hilton so she was very little use to the farmer. That was one of her biggest boobs, or boobies. The man who owned the farm lived there with his wife and three girls, and he was getting increasingly frustrated with the pussy. They decided that something had to be done about the problem. If they had wanted to have Jessica Simpson or Jenna Jameson or even Carmen Electra living on their farm they would have invited them, but they were stuck with this lazy pussy and thousands of rats. The farmer decided to look on his computer for a solution to the problem. Perhaps he might find something on e bay. "My three daughters will be girls gone wild if I cannot rid the farm of rats", he thought. " No more playing games". Being a loving father and husband he confined himself to looking for solutions to his problem. He did not linger on porn sites, nor was he tempted to type in "sex" or "lesbians frolicing". If he came across any nude pictures he quickly clicked to a different page, especially if he could hear his wife coming. The only real indulgence he allowed himself was to look at the Eminem website, because he had a passion for that rapper. He was tempted to look at his daughters' Myspace pages, because like all good fathers he wanted to check what sort of person his children were consorting with on line. But he didnt know their passwords so he had to leave that for now. He did sign up to a games cheat page, as he was a keen gamer, who always wanted to win. The free porn was a temptation which he resisted
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Subject: Living with a Brain Eating Zombie Maniac. Not Wikipedia or Facebook.


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Date Posted: 01:25:45 04/13/11 Wed
When a zombie moves in with author Christopher Anton in his new house in Wimbledon, at first, things seem to go quite smoothly. But living with a flesh eating zombie can be a perilous existence.
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Subject: Divine comedy. The funny side of The Bible and Jesus. Not Wikipedia.


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Date Posted: 07:54:27 04/11/11 Mon


For too many people The Bible is not funny, but is a dull and dusty book, full of staid stories about long dead prophets, and overencumbered with rules that we are all obliged to obey, in order to avoid eternal hellfire.
But there is more to these bible stories, sometimes, than meets the eye. The characters, and the situations, can in fact be downright funny when their stories are retold in the right way.

In this series, the astute, and very funny, author christopheranton retells some of the best known stories from The Bible in a way that will have you falling of your seat with laughter.

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What did Mary do when Jesus came back from the dead, and demanded toast? The answer is in "Jesus Christ. His arrest, trial, crucifixion, death, and resurrection"

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Subject: God does have a sense of humour. Divine Comedy. Not Wikipedia.


Author:
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Date Posted: 08:37:09 03/06/11 Sun
For too many people the bible is a dull and dusty book, full of staid stories about long dead prophets, and overencumbered with rules that we are all obliged to obey, in order to avoid eternal hellfire.
But there is more to these stories, sometimes, than sometimes meets the eye. The characters, and the situations, can in fact be downright funny when their stories are retold in the right way.

In this series, the astute, and very funny, author christopheranton retells some of the best known stories from The Bible in a way that will have you falling of your seat with laughter. They give a whole new meaning to the term "Divine Comedy".

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Subject: Funniest Bible Stories. Not Wikipedia.


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Date Posted: 08:25:15 03/05/11 Sat
For too many people the bible is a dull and dusty book, full of staid stories about long dead prophets, and overencumbered with rules that we are all obliged to obey, in order to avoid eternal hellfire.
But there is more to these stories, sometimes, than sometimes meets the eye. The characters, and the situations, can in fact be downright funny when their stories are retold in the right way.

In this series, the astute, and very funny, author christopheranton retells some of the best known stories from The Bible in a way that will have you falling of your seat with laughter. They give a whole new meaning to the term "Divine Comedy".

Read them, and laugh your way to Heaven.

http://hubpages.com/hub/Who-farted-here-I-really-want-to-know

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Subject: The zombie that came to live in my house.


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Date Posted: 15:25:32 02/20/11 Sun
christopheranton has written some brilliant stories over the years, but the series of "Zombie" stories just has to be among his best to date.
The accounts of the hapless writer, and the zombie that came to live in his house in Wimbledon, must be among the most chilling, and hilarious examples of the comic horror genre yet published. I, for one, was on the edge of my seat with suspense all through the whole series. I have to sleep with the light on as well.
The addition of the well chosen music videos only add to the effectiveness of the stories.
Julian Faversham,(the Zombie),Will be counted with Count Dracula, The Mummy, and Frankensteins monster, as one of the all time icons of horror fiction.
I hope we have not to wait too long for some more tales in this enthralling series. If you do nothing else this week, make time to read these hilariously chilling stories.
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