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Date Posted: 15:50:57 04/09/03 Wed
Author: "Sentinel" Gabriel Blade and #1 Brit Stu-E Price (really)
Subject: Live Chat

(Scene opens with an extreme close up of a computer screen. A full screen chat window, soon to be filled with the oddly spaced and disjointed chat that is the fodder of online communication, completely fills the view with a number of participants already logged on. Names like UWS_Superfan, Sentinel_4L, Blade_Babe_85, Wrestlings_Fun, Magnif_Bastard, and many others are among those listed. However, no chit chat fills the screen, the participants all wait for the event to begin. They don't need to wait long, for soon the text starts to roll down the screen.)

UWS_Promoter: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, the UWS once again proves to you, the fans, our devotion above and beyond all our competitors by bringing you a live chat with one of our Superstars as he waits to battle on in the Iron Man tournament live on Pay Per View! You don't see the FHW doing anything like this, you don't see the WWE doing anything like this, but here in the UWS, we're willing to go the extra mile to make our fans experience that much better! So, without further adieu, allow me to present to you the current point leader in the Iron Man tournament, The Sentinel Gabriel Blade!

The_Sentinel has logged on.

The_Sentinel: Welcome, fans, I hope you're enjoying the show, and I hope you enjoy all that's yet to come. Now, let's here your questions.

UWS_Superfan: You just finished an AMAZING match with the Threat. How are you feeling?

Sentinel_4L: What do you think your chances are of winning it all tonight?

The_Sentinel: Well, I've got to tell you, I'm bumped, bruised, beaten, and bloody, but I feel great. Every time I'm able to get into the ring and give a performance like that, and have the fans react like they have, it feels great. Not to mention the fact that I've finally got the chance to beat Shane Brandon one on one. I've been waiting for that for a long time, now that it's done, it's an incredible feeling. And as for my chances, well, I don't want to sound egotistical, so let's just say it's too early to count the Sentinel out.

Blade_Babe_85: Ohhh, but you look so hurt! You shouldn't be going out there and fighting more, you need someone to nurse you back to health!

The_Sentinel: Well, I thank you for your concern, but trust me, I'm fine to keep on fighting. The Threat put up an unbelievable fight, but it takes a lot more than that for me to throw in the towel, and I assure you the UWS medical staff is just fine.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E has logged on.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Hey Sentinel, you left your pink sports bag in the locker-room last week

The_Sentinel: Very funny, Mr. Price, and just the sort of low brow nonsense I'd expect from a member of the UK Crew

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Oh you got that it was me right away?

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Your not as dumb as you wrestle

The_Sentinel: Who on this Earth other than you would ever even consider that screen name? But tell me again, what happened when you and I stepped into the ring one on one? I seem to recall pinning you 1, 2, 3. So if I wrestle stupid, what does that say about you?

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: It says nothing about me, maybe it says I care too much because I took pity on you, I saw the look in the fans eyes as I was whipping your ass so took it easy; you got lucky

The_Sentinel: Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night.

UWS_Superfan: Yeah, screw you, Stu, Sentinel beat you clean!

The_Sentinel: Thanks, pal, but I can handle Mr. Price on my own, believe me.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: What do you know kid?! That win was dirtier than your Mother! Now, getting back to you Spade; I sleep fine at night, in fact I sleep like a baby simply because I know I'm better than you!

UWS_Superfan: Don't you talk that way about my mother! I'll kick your ass, bitch!!!

The_Sentinel: Don't stoop to his level, son. Now, Stu, come on, insulting a kid's mother? That should be below even you. And as for your delusions of grandeur, the fans and I know the real score, so you go on deluding yourself.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Insulting a kid's mother? That's nothing when you compare it to what I did to your Mother! These fans in this room are idiots, the only reason they're fans of yours is because they have something mentally wrong with them.

The_Sentinel: ... listen, Stu, we settled our differences in the ring once, so I'm going to try and keep things civil... But if you continue to disrespect my fans and my family, you may be facing your Judgement Day again sooner than you think...

Sentinel_4L: Yeah, whoop him, Sentinel, teach the brit a lesson!

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Meh.....we settled nothing, we just found out that Stu-E has a heart bigger than anyone can imagine... I'll disrespect your fans, your family and even your pet dog; I don't see you apologising for disrespecting my eyes and ears with another one of those lame ass promos!

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: stupid fan, shut up

The_Sentinel: You and your boys seem to love talking about how lame my promos are. Well, maybe my promos aren't so lame, maybe you just can't handle what I dish out in the ring or out, so you cover the only way you can... cheap insults. And for some one who has such a big heart, you should get checked out, because it's pretty clear no blood is getting to your brain.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: We are British, we tell nothing but the truth; you've said the same thing over and over again twenty six hundred times already! You went up against Lee and then against me, said the same thing about us; not one shred of creativity or anything new... I can handle anything you bring to the ring, I've proved this a heck of a long time ago

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: as long as I got oxygen up there it seems to be working fine

The_Sentinel: I said the same thing about you that I did about Lee because you two share a personality, and one that's not even suited for one person, let alone 2. You're a pair of degenerate boobs, you don't take anything seriously, and you don't show your fellow wrestlers any respect. And with the kind of logic you're demonstrating, I doubt any oxygen is getting into your head, but if you think you can handle what I bring, how about you step into the ring with me one more time?!

UWS_Superfan: Yeah, take him down!!

Judgement_Day: Whoop him, Sentinel, whoop him!

Blade_Babe_85: Yeah, teach him some manners!

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: I actually got you to say boobs!

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: hahahahahahahahaha

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: boobs!

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: I respect the right people, I'll respect anybody I want; people like John McCracken, President Brown, Todd Lane & Bullzeye

The_Sentinel: Gods above, grow up, Stu! I have never seen a grown man act so childishly after hearing a word that doesn't even have to have any sexual connotation. What an example you're setting for the fans

The_Sentinel: And who exactly is that rag-tag brigade you respect?

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: I'm setting a great example for the fans; the more they like the boobs the lesser gay people we have in this World

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: President Brown is my boss, my FHW employer and almighty God!

The_Sentinel: There's nothing wrong with homosexuals, Stu, and its disgusting to see you badmouth them like that.

The_Sentinel: FHW, I should have known, a place where the likes of you fit in perfectly.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: John McCracken is a fine wrestler over in FHW and also a great joker; Todd Lane, I just said him 'cause I'm teaming with him while Bullzeye is a good friend of mine, and she's totally hot!

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: There is nothing RIGHT with homosexuals amigo

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: FHW is a place where you couldn't handle it, you couldn't keep up the pace and had to leave!

UWS_Superfan: No one wants to hear about your stupid FHW buddies, Stu!

LWA_whips_FHW: Yeah, nobody cares about the lame FHW, Stu, so shut up about it.

The_Sentinel: Well, looks like the fans have spoken on that one, Stu. And you and I both know I could handle anything FHW could throw at me.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Everybody loves to hear about FHW because it's the superior product, you know nothing; your a Sentinel fan for starters! And Spade, you know you left FHW in a rush; don't have to sugar coat it, you wimped out.

The_Sentinel: And honestly, the backwater views you express are not the image the wrestling world needs, leave your bigoted views at home

The_Sentinel: The Sentinel has never and will never wimp out of ANYTHING, Stu. When the Sentinel left FHW, it was to go to a REAL fed, where there was actually competition

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Yeah whatever, all I know is that you got to FHW and wimped out, a place where I have been 4 time Intercontinental Champion, Hardcore Champion, Television Champion, Infamous Champion and not forgetting, a Tag Team Champion!

The_Sentinel: Stu, you want to brag about your FHW titles, you go ahead and brag all you want. The fact of the matter is, I never lost a match in FHW, and if I wanted to lower myself, there's not a single title in that fed that I couldn't win.

UWS_is_best: Yeah, but you're sticking to the UWS and going after real championships!

The_Sentinel: That's right, son.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: As a matter of the fact, the fact of the matter is, damn I love saying that, you didn't do anything of note the first time you were there and won't ever do anything in FHW. As for the idiotic fan, one of many in this bloody room; I've been a 6 time Hardcore Champion I'll have you know!

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: And I'm the current Tag Team Champion!

The_Sentinel: Yes, Stu, that's wonderful, you've held the title that all you have to do is pick up to win. I had that title too, but I didn't need "gold" like that around my waist, so I gave it to Lee. And the Sentinel left FHW to go to the fledgling LWA, where he promptly one the world title and kept it for the duration of the fed's first run. And we both know A) how the UK Crew got those titles in the first place and B) what members of the UK Crew are really the champions.

Wrestlings_not_fake: Man, this is awesome! 2 real life wrestlers talking smack right here in our chat, it's like we're in the show!

The_Next_Iron_Man: right on, man, this rules! Kick his ass, Sentinel!

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Damn, you just called me wonderful, thanx man! I have no recollection of any organization worth anything being named LWA... We won the titles by being smarter than you, and well it's a team effort and we are all equal champions

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Of course this is amazing; I'm England's favourite wrestler and all round #1 Brit

The_Sentinel: Sure you are, Stu, that's why Tumbler and Lee carry the belts. And if the LWA isn't worth a damn, why is it that it had to carry the load for your precious FHW when the fed couldn't keep itself afloat alone anymore?

UWS_Superfan: Yeah, right, Stu, even William Regal is a better brit than you

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Those two carry the belts so I don't have to keep track of them with the amount of travelling I do... I have no recollection of that either Spade, sure your making that up

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: William Regal is an outstanding Brit, every wrestler to come from England has been equally amazing.

The_Sentinel: Check the record books, Stu. FHW became a faction in the LWA when it couldn't keep itself on the air. Clearly you've lost too many brain cells with your "extracurricular activities" to remember anything that happened more than a year ago, or to face the truth that even your UK buddies don't consider you an equal.

Wrestlings_Fun: Yeah, and every British wrestler has been equally SUCKY! haha

The_Sentinel: Now, son, there's no need to say things like that.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: I don't know any of my UK buddies who look at me equal, they look at me as better than them because of the #1 Brit tag; I didn't just come up with that to sell more merchandise it was bestowed upon me.

The_Sentinel: Don't make me laugh, Stu. You're not the #1 Brit, you're not even the #1 Brit in the UWS.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Extracurricular activities?! I am allowed a life outside of the ring, just happens that I enjoy it alittle too much... Of course I am, the logo and tagline says it; you know those never lie!

The_Sentinel: Sure they never lie, that's why it's true that Lee's never lost a wrestling match, too.... oh wait, he has... And you're doing a lot more than enjoying too much.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Lee has never lost a wrestling match completely, there is always the moral victory to fight for... What's so bad with the way I live my life?

The_Sentinel: Wow, I have to hand it to you. You can rationalize your way out of anything, make any loss seem like a victory. If you accept your circular, idiotic logic. And I think the way your live your life speaks for itself. You pollute your mind and your body, and then you pollute the airwaves with the garbage your wasted brain comes up with as entertainment

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: What I put on the air, entertains people and that is the purpose. The only way I pollute my mind is watching you wrestle as for my body, I'm in the best shape of my life right now; the body I have means I can do what I do outside of the ring and get away with it, your just mad because your really a 600 pounder just waiting to bust out of the seams

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Although I am actually drinking a hot cup of tea right now, but with two sugars in it's gotta be doing untold damage to my future wrestling career!

The_Sentinel: No, Stu, what you put on the air doesn't entertain, it mocks, and every time you open your mouth on camera, you take away from this business. And as for me, I respect my body, I respect my career, and I respect wrestling, so I don't taint myself with any poisons. But you, you're just like Lee, the only reason you can keep going after one poison is because you take another one.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: I have wrestled drunk before, and won the damn match within 15 seconds, I hit the Stun Cutter on a guy named Brian Cummins in a place named WXWA, fell asleep pinning him but still won the match & If what I do is so non entertaining, and bad for this business then why am I collecting two multi-million pound contracts?

The_Sentinel: Any man who can be beaten by a drunk in 15 seconds is not a man you want to brag about beating. And as for your "contracts," I don't know what the FHW is paying you, they're crazy enough they might actually throw that much money your way, but you and I both know you're not making anywhere near that much in the UWS.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: I know, it just sounded good....but you wouldn't believe how much I actually am getting paid

The_Sentinel: Just barely enough to keep you ankle deep in booze would be my guess.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: You'd be surprised what offers were thrown around when I was a free agent, of course they had no idea how I would turn out & take the suckers for a ride

The_Sentinel: You make me sick, Stu. You are the kind of guy who'd use the "fame" he got from FHW to rob some poor promoter of his hard earned money just so you can line your own pockets, but that's not going to fly in the UWS, Stu. If you want to steal people's money and pad your ego, go back to the FHW, that's the place to do that kind of business.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: All I did was take the right offer for my future, nothing wrong with looking out for yourself... Thinking of stealing, how about that trick I pulled during the Iron Man Tournament?

The_Sentinel: That was just the kind of thing that disgusts me most about you. And you had better be happy that your little scam with Thorn didn't go through, because you can be positive that had that point transfer been valid, you two would have both paid.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: It's only Thorn that paid in that exchange, I gave him 30 minutes to come back and cancel the deal but he didn't and well; the cheque cleared, making me even more money! The Iron Man is now a complete joke, did you catch the great competitive contest between myself and Lee Todd in the first round of the Tournament?

The_Sentinel: Yes, I did, Stu, but you and your crew are the joke. All you've done is make fools out of yourself, despite your best efforts, the integrity of the tournament is still intact.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: It's all been done to guarentee you don't win, and well; there is no way you can win the thing

The_Sentinel: I can, and I will, Stu. I know I can beat Curtis Slamm, I've proven time and again that I can beat your British Brethren. I'm going on to the finals of this tournament, and I'm going to take the Iron Man title and the Unified Championship.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Yo that guy has been in Prison, he's played hide the salami many times so you gotta be worrying about him!

The_Sentinel: And of course, it all comes back to the derogatory infantile comments with the UK Crew.

Sentinel_4L: Yeah, grow up, punk. I may be a teenager, but I'm already more of a man than you

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: Pfffft your mother is more of a man than me

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: I am beautiful, no matter what they say; yes words can't being me dowwwwwwn

The_Sentinel: Don't even dignify that with a response, son. Price, you're wasting these fans time just like you waste TV time every time you step foot on camera. It's time for you to learn to shut up. It's time for you to go. If you can't play nice without my help, then you can be sure you'll play nice with my help...

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: what are you talking about? I'm not gonna play with you at all, you sick freak!

The_Sentinel: That's it, Stu, it's over. Log off of this chat now, or I'm coming to your locker room and teaching you some manners.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: you play with yourself, I'm leaving for the following reasons; a) your boring me b) i need a drink c) i need party prescriptions d) I gotta watch you crash and burn in the Iron Man

The_Sentinel: I hope you do watch, Stu, I hope you watch as I beat your British pal to become the Iron Man, and make you eat your words. Now go.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: come any where near my locker room and I swear it'll be a backstage fight bigger than Bret & HBK!

The_Sentinel: Don't say it if you don't mean it, buddy, there's no reason I can't beat another brit tonight.

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: whatever, I'm logging off now; I have your Mother to please

FHW_I_love_Stu-E: has logged off.

The_Sentinel: Ok, guys, I'm sorry about that. This was supposed to be your time, not his. But Mr. Price was never one to care whose time he wastes. I wish we could pick up where we left off, but I have to go... I've got a match to win. Keep watching, and remember, Judgement Day is Coming...

UWS_Superfan: PREPARE TO BE JUDGED!

Blade_Babe_85: Prepare to be Judged!

Sentinel_4L: Prepare To Be JUDGED!!

Wrestlings_Fun: PREPARE TO BE JUDGED!!!

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