| Subject: The Worst Day Of Her Life...*warning* Long post, some nudity :-) |
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Date Posted: 15:03:52 01/09/01 Tue
In reply to:
Mardrave
's message, "Re: Cutting logs" on 14:39:51 01/09/01 Tue
Redd stumbled back and fell flat on her ass as Victor turned to her, Megaphone on full blast.
"JEEZU!" She screamed, clapping her hands over her ears. "I WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, DID YOU HAVE TO YELL?!"
Huffing, the Goddess picked herself up, rubbing her head, and turned a glare on Victor before floating through the roof.
"Humm...need an empty room...though the Gods know I'd rather be sharing Veggie's ^_^"
She tapped a finger against the dresser she was leaning on, looking around.
"Well, this one's better than no room.."
Redd then opened the door and stuck a big sign on it that said in bright letters "REDD'S ROOM" and below that, "Don't come in unless you're a cute guy". Having marked her spot, the redhead stretched and headed for the bathroom, pausing as she caught wind (mentally) of Vegeta's 'scent'. She grinned.
"In the shower? Ah, perfect."
She gave a wicked grin.
"I'll just give Veggie a little visit..."
Stripping herself of her clothes, save her not-so-white Danskin underwear, she grabbed a towel and wrapped it about her body, teleporting off to Vegeta's room. She entered silently and slid into the bathroom, her eyes slitted against the steam. Giggling silently to herself, she drew aside the curtain slowly, intending only to surprise, and forcefully keeping her eyes on Vegeta's face, reminding herself that however tempting it may be to see Veggie's family jewels, her control might be overridden by the scene...and that would lead to distaster. She finally yanked open the curtain, calling out at the same time:
"Oh Vegeta! Mind if I join you in the AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
She stumbled back, shielding her eyes. For inside wasn't Vegeta, inside was a big, fat old lady who blinked at the young redhead on the floor in front of her.
"Yes?"
"GOMENOHGODSIMSOSORRY!!!"
Hurriedly she teleported out, leaning against the wall of the hallway, rubbing her head.
"HOOOO boy more than I wanted to see...."
She ducked into the room next to her as she saw someone coming, and immediately froze. For in front of the trembling woman was the biggest spiderweb she had ever seen, and in it, that same huge black widow.
"S....sp....spi....spid....spid....spide....SPIDER!!!!!!!!"
Screaming, she leaped out of the room in a duck-and-cover mode, in the meantime losing her towel and tumbling headfirst down the stairs.
She landed, dazed, on her butt at the foot of the staircase, nude except for a pair of underwear. Her entire upper body turned red as she realized where she was and she quickly covered her breasts with both arms, creeping backwards up the stairs. Halfway up, she turned and scrambled up.
Unbeknownst to her, her underwear had aquired a rip down the center of the back, and by turning, she had flashed the remaining people in the room with the quick view of a slender, round butt cheek.
She ducked into another room, hoping to the Gods it was unnoccupied...
It wasn't.
She stood there, back against the door, staring wide-eyed at Mardrave who was holding a sword at her and cursing that she had even gotten out of bed this morning.
"Ah heh...uhm...gomen....BYE"
She yanked the door off its hinges in her hurry to get away, flashed a nervous, apologetic smile and hastily put the door back, lopsided, running full-tilt into the next room which was, thankfully, empty.
"Good Gods...I hate my life I HATE my--what's that sound?..."
She turned around to see Black Jack, snoring on the bed. *Sweatdrop*
"Of course...thank the Gods he's asleep...I don't think I could handle another embarrassment U.U"
She turned and crept out of the room lest the man wake up, and hid under a table with some flowers as a couple walked past, chatting about something or another. Finally having some cover, the Goddess stretched out her mind and found Vegeta once more--turns out the fat lady's room had been right next to his and she had misjudged where he was. Redd grumbled and teleported to the right room this time.
"First thing's first."
She peered into the bathroom and saw a vaguely male shape, with a shock of black hair. But he wasn't in the shower. So she sat back against the wall to wait until he got in. No matter how long it took, she was going to surprise Vegeta in the shower, and hopefully be invited in afterwards ^_^......
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