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Date Posted: Mon, 12/22/03 3:20am
Author: Wolfe
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Re: Hi ya'll
In reply to: OnB 's message, "Re: Hi ya'll" on Sun, 12/21/03 4:31pm

>>>> >
>>>>>That figures, tso. I was wantin' a piece of cake
>and
>>>I
>>>>>came by here and NOTHING! We need to discuss our
>>>>>relationship, dontcha think?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>hey...yayou know the rules of the gams,
>netty....WHEN
>>>>YA SNOOZE...YA LOSE!!! :)
>>>
>>>i really gotta take me meds after all dem typos! :(
>>
>>Hey Tso, still trying to up your weight, eh? Well cake
>>alone isn't gonna help much -- next time we'll have to
>>get you your own Family Size bucket of chicken, and
>>maybe a side of ribs too, think that might help ?
>>Coleslaw and biscuits with that ?
>>.
>>.
>>.
>>.
>>.
>>.
>>.
>>
>>[then MAYBE the cake will last a little longer for the
>>rest of us to get a stab at it ... shhhhhh, secret
>>strategy ;o) ]
>
>
>
>See?
>This is what happens when you don't have your Zontar
>2000 KariokeSecure system up and running.
>Guys just sneakin' in here right and left taking more
>than their alotment of the cake.....other guys left
>nomadic and without a home or cake to call their own,
>starving lonely in the dark and windy wastelands....
>If Kangi hadn't insisted on having that sit-in protest
>about retinal scanning so I couldn't reach the voltage
>converter, we'd have had a cutting edge security/sound
>and music system, complete with a cake-weight security
>unit- you know, the kind that senses the number of
>people in the room having cake with lazer detectors,
>then it calculates the amount of weight that should go
>missing from the plate the cake is mounted on and if
>there's more than 2 mcg overage on how much weight is
>removed an alarm sounds,(that really loud kind like in
>WW2 prison camp movies), steel doors drop across the
>entrances, the moat fills and the floor outside the
>pantry becomes electrified with over 2million
>megajoulles of PURE,FREE_FLOWING,WILD AND UNTAMED
>ELECTRONS!
>
>But NooOOOOOooo, we didn't get the system set up, so
>now poor Chata is wandering aimlessly,starving, and
>all alone out there.......
>
>dammit. Who stole my leotard? I don't see THAT here
>anywheres either. If Mr. Tso cuts it up to make
>knock-offs of that Bolivian bustierre/bikini combo I
>saw him eyeing in this month's Victoria Secret
>catalogue, I may never be able to have a normal
>emotional existance,ever again.
>
>Yours truly,(not saying I gave you ample warning or
>anything...)
>On/Lak/B/M

Chata's not the only one wandering around in here! I see there is no Kona coffee or biscotti either! People have been comin' in here, drinking the coffee, eating the snacks and leavin' their crumbs all over the place! ;) Guess I'll hafta clean up before On/Lak/B/M can install that 'state-of-the-art' security system. And I'll re-stock the coffee...got another shipment for the holidays and more biscotti from my favorite patient! :)

Now, Tso, did you use Nephew's leotard to make those G-strings you been handin' out for xmas? ;) Shame on you!! ;) On/Lak/B/M, you better hope you can find your cape and mask! ;) No telling what he'd be doing with them! :)

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