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Date Posted: Sat, 11/ 1/03 6:14am
Author: OnB
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Re: come ona my house!
In reply to: netta 's message, "Re: come ona my house!" on Wed, 10/15/03 6:46pm

>>>That's all very well and good, but where am I
>supposed
>>>to put my mule?
>>
>>Why, at Ross's Landing, of course! We'll charge the
>>tourists $5 to have their picture taken with him!
>
>Sounds good to me.

Ya know, if ANY of you had checked ME, I coulda;
-Dealt with your acreage issues
-Given your mule room and board
-Provided an incredibly scenic background for tourist
photography
And supplied ALL the Pink Polyester Shawnee Feathers you could possibly ever want, in this lifetime AND the next.
And you wouldn't even have had to try to get the mule loaded onto that stinking ferry boat to Ross's Landing or had to clean up after him when he panicked once you pulled away from the dock. And you wouldn't have had to waste ALL of your allotment monies trying to buy off the ferry boat Captain, in an attempt to keep him from sicking PETA and the SPCA on you all.
But NOOOOOOOOO, you din't come to me, so now, you can all mow your own petty-azzed little lawns with your pathetic little Toro's, when you COULD have been allowed to drive a REALLY BIG NEW HOLLAND tractor,(shameless and blatant product endorsement), pulling a REALLY BIG AND MANLY BUSH-HOG, now THAT'S what I call mowing, yessiree....
....Yah, Okay, Kangi has a tank, but can she mow with it? That's not mowing, that's FLATTENING, not the same thing at all.
Nope.
You just keep your $40.

So there.
OnB

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Re: come ona my house! -- john mohdom, Sat, 11/ 1/03 9:44pm
- Re: come ona my house! -- OnB, Sat, 11/ 1/03 10:04pm
  - Re: come ona my house! -- john mohdom, Sat, 11/ 1/03 10:20pm
    - Re: come ona my house! -- OnB, Sat, 11/ 1/03 11:42pm
      - Re: come ona my house! -- john mohdom, Sun, 11/ 2/03 8:18pm