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Date Posted: Wed, 08/13/03 12:39pm
Author: Ylva
Subject: Re: Ylva
In reply to: OneidaNewboy 's message, "Re: Ylva" on Sun, 08/10/03 9:56pm

>Those Vikings are a hardy lot...what's a few thousand
>volts compared to crossing the Glacier-Locked
>Norwegian Fjords rowing an ice-flow,(bare-footed), in
>an effort to take groceries to Auntie Helga?
>I'm more worried that She'll accidentally gore me if
>she trips over my inert form in the dark.......
>
>OnB

Rowing an ice-flow barefooted - aaah, I could need that now :o) It's terrible hot over here since a long time. Lawns and grass are crispy and brown, the leaves of some trees even start turning yellow and it's not even autumn yet.

Gore you with the Viking helmet? Dear, no way - it's just plastic anyway - made in Taiwan for Hollyweird. And since the weather is so hot this summer, I don't wear it. Besides the heat on your head, the horns are in the way: Looking around in the larder would probably have knocked the cookie jar down. Wouldn't want that either, 'cause though I hadn't been able to gore you with the helmet, the noise of the howling cookie jar falling down and crashing onto the floor might have caused you a minor heart attack. So no no, nothing like that. Dangerous Viking helmet off!

Speaking of '(taking) off' - Kangi, you noticed I didn't do anything when you approached me, so it's no risk to take that trashcan lid off now in case it's still attached to you :o)

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