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Date Posted: Sat, 08/ 9/03 8:37pm
Author: OneidaNewboy
Subject: Re: Got milk?
In reply to: Bella 's message, "Re: Got milk?" on Sat, 08/ 9/03 6:01pm

While we're doing new lighting, I bet we could get one of those REALLY COOL alarm systems that has flashy lights and sirens and this really macho voice that say's "REMOVE YOUR HANDS FROM THE COOKIE JAR AND PLACE THEM ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD, DO NOT MOVE OR YOU WILL BE TAZERED WITH 50,000 VOLTS OF PURE ELECTRICITY!" We could wire the system to the wolf- jar's head so it is triggered at the same time as the howling.... Knowing the fridge combination would deactivate the alarm, or, I know, MAYBE WE COULD GET ONE OF THOSE RETINA SCANNERS LIKE IN THAT BOURNE IDENTITY MOVIE!!!!
Yah! That's it! REALLY way cool!
I know I'd chip in an extra five bucks for something like that....

OnB


>You need to speak to Sunny about the refridgerator
>lock combination OnB, we can't put it on the board
>otherwise the cookie thief could access the fridge as
>well.
>
>I certainly hope you don't curdle, that would be
>terrible. And after you supplied those delicious pecan
>sandies, too.
>
>Those blue blotches have been afflicting me as well, I
>think the budget ought to stretch to a new light
>system. Sunny did very well on the decor but I think
>she economized on the lights. We'll have to point out,
>a better lit board will stop the cookie thief creeping
>around here thinking they can't be seen.
>
>
>Bella

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