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Date Posted: 10:34:01 04/16/03 Wed
Author: Iggy!
Subject: Chapter Seven: Winged, Horned, Magical... (First person - Iggy!)

Where do I begin?

It started offf like every other Saturday. I was over at my friend's house, playing Final Fantasy VI for what seemed like the thirtyth time. Luis was playing chess online with his friend from Newark. Nelson Jr., Luis's little brother was spouting random profanities about me and my "Boyfriend," Amanda. (He insists that IRL, she is a thirty-seven year old accountant that likes to get his ass stuffed. ~_~;) And then Jr. got me pissed.

"Would you shut UP?" I swung at him with my flaming hand. Jr. teleported out of the way just in time to avoid getting singed, then ran off to tell his mom that I was "assaulting" him.

It wasn't until I locked the door to Luis's room - in case the little #^$&er came back - that everything registered. My hand was on fire.

My hand was on FIRE! And it didn't hurt! And Jr. teleported!

"Luis!"

"What is it, Danny? I'm just two moves away from checkmate," Luis answered. I then noticed two large, red protruding limbs poking through the back of his shirt.

"I think I'm becoming 'Iggy!'."

"That's impossible. Damn, my back itches." he reached to scratch and found wings. "Shit. SHIT!" He jumped out of his seat and looked at me. "Your eyes! Your hair!" After a few seconds we rushed to the bathroom.

I had two pair of horns on my head. One pair curled over my ears like a ram, the other swooped to the back of my head. My eyes were glowing yellow. My hair was longer and in dread locks. And to cap it all off, my right hand was still on fire. Luis flapped his wings and flew a few inches off the floor.

"Shit," was all we could think of saying.

/Iggy? Oh, Dan-chan. This is Amanda speaking./

/Oh great! Now I have Amanda's voice in my head!/

In retrospect, at least I could say with athority that Jr. was wrong. The voice was very female.

/No, Iggy-chan, this is really me. Tell me, have you experienced any magical spells that your SI possibly knows, that YOU can cast, yourself?/

/You know, actually, just a moment ago.../

/That's nice. Now, can you get your butt down here?! Apparently, the rest of us are turning into our SIs, not just you. Oh, and is it possible for you to get Joe as well? Or, at least, somehow, get a hold of him and tell to get down here?/

/Why doesn't Tayliana?/

/What do you mean?/

/Isn't she half Sayin?/

/ OH! I see what you mean! Try anyway. She may not comply with that./

/Okay. I'll be there in a few./

I turned to Luis. "We aren't the only ones who're changing. Grab the Menace and let's go!"

"Go where?"

"Dalton, Georgia. I think we can find some answers there. Or we can at least meet Amanda." We saved our respective games (And I was so close to kicking Kefka's ass, too!), grabbed Jr., literally, by the seat of his pants, and rushed outside into an alley.

"Is anyone watching?" I asked.

"No," Luis told me.

"Good. First we're gonna go pick up someone." I just hope I can find him, I thought, as I concentrated on a teleportation spell.

"DESLEGRATE MURI TEMPI, ET INTERVALIA!!"

Ready or not, Joe, here we come... I hope...

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