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Date Posted: 03:17:12 07/19/04 Mon
Author: jaf
Subject: other ways to tun fizz blue (in case you forget the paint toady)

Just a couple of entertainment ideas for tour if you forget the blue smurf coloured paint :

1. Beat Fizz black and blue but go easy on the black whacks leaving him instead a nice blue colour all over. Advantages of this one are that everyone can join in making it a fun bonding exercise before one of the fixtures.

2. After a few beverages either night, get in a taxi with Spanky and Fizz and take a trip to the local Asda store where the Spankmeister can use his legendary Asda chat and staff discount card to gain access to the back of the store. Once there find one of the big walk in freezers, strip Fizz and tell him you have a small endurance test for him. Insert him, and this is very important - alone, in the freezer and give it, oh about 2 to 2 and a half hours should do it, before letting him out. You will find that he will have achieved his two life ambitions. Firstly, he will be a nice blue colour and secondly he will have lost that air of smugness bordering on cockiness which he so despises in himself. Advantages of this one is that you can spend the couple of hours in either the alcohol and cake storage areas or in the arms of various checkout girls on their breaks, depending upon your priorities.



Most of all though, have a cracking time. I am missing the Strathie tour this year because I have a wedding on the Sat and fly out on hols on the Sun so am really jealous of you guys.

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