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Date Posted: 04:29:30 10/30/03 Thu
Author: jaf
Subject: Muirs Xmas no 1

CELLICK BHOY by April Lasagne (Sung to the tune of Sk8er Boi) by Avril Lavigne

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She was a drunk, he was a ned,

they met one Saturday at Parkhead.

They both live in a hole, both on the dole.

Can I be any more obvious?

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He was a Cellick Bhoy,

she said see you later boy,

got to pick up my four weans.

He's got a facial scar,

drives a stolen car

and only washes when it rains.

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He's fresh from jail, she's out on bail,

flashing her gash round Blythswood Square.

Its such a shame, she's pregnant again!

Can I be any more obvious?

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He was a Cellick boy,

she said 'see you later boy,

got to go score some drugs.'

He's got facial scar, drives a stolen car,

and he is lousy with the bugs.

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But now they have split,'cos he burst her lip,

just after Celtic lost last week.

It never could last, just like Buckfast.

Can I be any more obvious?

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He was a Cellick Bhoy,

she said 'see you later boy,

you're not good enough for me'.

No more Bhoy with the facial scar,

She's dating a superstar,

Neil Lemmon from Cellick - well 'glory be'.

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She was a sl*t, he was a ned.

Can I be any more obvious?

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