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Date Posted: 00:42:03 10/09/03 Thu
Author: outspan
Subject: joke

Two guys turn up at the first tee of the golf course to realise that their mate has not shown up. Just before they play their shot this guy comes along waiting his turn to play. "Excuse me" one of the guys pipes up "if you want to play a round with us you're welcome to, one of our mates didnt show."

SO the stranger joins in. After about 3-4 holes they shift the chat from golf to work. The stranger tells the guys that he is a hitman. The two blokes laugh (after all one is a banker the other a lawyer). To prove it the assasin pulls out a .22 sniper rifle complete with scope. The two guys are amazed, the assasin seems nice enough so there is no need to panic.

How far can you see with that scope, one of the guys enquire. "Well, about 1 mile."

"Do you mind if I have a look, I reckon I could see my house from the green"

So the boy looks though the scope and sure enough he can read the name plate on the door. Turning the scope to the window he sees his wife, naked.

"Oh theres the missus, she must have taken a shower after the gym, no, no wait theres the next door neighbour, HES ALSO NAKED!!!!"

"how much do you charge to do someone in?"

"Well" the assassin says "since I know you I'll reduce the charge to £1,000 everytime i pull the trigger"

"OK" the guys says handing back the gun, here's what I want you to do. "Shoot the wife in the mouth, shes always complaining" and the neighbour "Shoot him in the nuts, so his last minutes are spent in abject pain!!!"

"Right" says the assasin, turning his rifle towards the window, nothing.

"Whats wrong??" says the lawer, have they left the room.

"No" says the assasin.

"I'm just about to save you a grand!"

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