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Date Posted: 14:00:37 12/12/99 Sun
Author: Jim Day
Subject: Fishing story from hell

A big Baha Tin boat fisherman is drunk in Ensanada: after a few too many he walks down the wrong dock, steps off the end and drowns.

Next thing He knows he's facing the Devil in hell. The Devil says: "_______ you've been a totally disreputable human being. Rather than staying home with your wife and family on the Holidays you were always running off to fish down in Baha. That was bad enough but the drinking and the carousing, and do I really have to mention all those loose women in Ensanada." The fisherman said: "No you don't just tell me my punishment, and I'll take it like a man". "Weeeeeeell" the Devil said: "You will forever suffer laboring in my sulfur mines. Demons take him away." Later when the Devil checks up on him there's our fisherman pulling a heavily loaded cart up an incline in the 100 degree heat with a big smile on his face. "Why are you so happy?" the Devil inquires. The smiling fisherman replied "Well to be honest: Devil sir, this totally reminds me of that time when a freak rainstorm stuck us in a gully and I pulled and pulled on that truck in the 100 degree heat. I'm telling you it wore me out!" The Devil became angry and told His demons to turn up the heat another 20 degrees. Later he found our fisherman pulling away and smiling again. "Whooeee" the fisherman said: "I tell ya this reminds me of that time I hooked that huge Bigeye down at La Paz in August." "I swear I was only using twenty and that fish was almost a hundred pounds. I almost got heat stroke but that was one hell of a trip". Much chagrinned the Devil went back to his office to think. Finally he called in his demons and said: "I know how to fix that guy turn down the temperature to 30 degrees and keep him working!!" Later he went down only to find the angler pulling away still overjoyed. "A cold day in hell" he said: "I'll be damned: My wife's being faithful"

Tight lines Jim

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