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Date Posted: 02:44:57 06/03/03 Tue
Author: SB
Subject: Re: *******FARAMIR!!!!!********
In reply to: The Nazgul Queen 's message, "*******FARAMIR!!!!!********" on 16:56:34 06/01/03 Sun

To: aragorn.elessar@gondor.com
From: sonofdenethornumber2@banksoftheanduin.net
Re: Intercepted Enemy Transmission

Sire,

I pride myself in relaying to you the above message which I have brilliantly intercepted, it being very cleverly disguised. This in my view is very interesting intelligence about the ways and means to utterly scatter the forces of the Enemy. As you see, for some reason, our likeness causes weird reactions in them. From all the signs, it seems they are mortally scared at our sight, to the point of going into frothing convulsions.

So I suggest we expose them to the following views:
http://www.moviepublicity.com/nltheatrical/lotr3_photos2.html

The many and LARGE images of you, you cuddling with the elf, riding, cuddling with that nice lady of Rohan, wielding that sword (excuse me, sire, I see the heads of my Ranger comrades turning as I dictate this message to my lovely secretary - what are you looking at, my friends? Go back to sharpening arrows. Yes, dear, where was I? oh, the sword) and of course the image of ME riding in the middle of the Pelennor fields, hair blown by the wind, heroic and desperate expression - why have you stopped writing, dear? - well, all of this, I think, will be enough to strike nameless terror and despair in the hearts of our enemies.

I await anxiously for the results of our new weapon.

Respectfully yours
Faramir

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