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Date Posted: 16:34:33 07/31/03 Thu
Author: Sunny
Subject: Re: Phantom Article (Le sigh...)
In reply to: dqfan 's message, "Re: Phantom Article (Le sigh...)" on 14:16:16 07/31/03 Thu

Ha! Jewlery! Ha!

I knew there was a reason I love you. ;P

As for tattoos...Dan had an uncle who was, what you might call, a biker. A real Harley man. He got cancer and there was nothing the doctors could do to save him. As you can imagine, he had lots of tubes, needles etc. poked and prodded in every square inch of his inked skin (we're talking serious ink, unlike me teensy-tiny itty bitty sun *grin*). At the end, when they were feeding him through a stomach tube he still had his sense of humor. He snuck his favorite tattoo artist into the hospital and had him do a tattoo that looked like a gas tank on his stomach where the tube went with the words "unleaded only" on it. Why am I telling you this story that, no doubt, has you close to vomitous?

*whispers*

Have you considered a boa constrictor on your bum, DQ? Maybe with a target on its back? It might make the acupuncturist jobs a little easier and I KNOW how you LOVE tattoos. We could go together! The ultimate in female bonding!

*wry grin*

But seriously, AS IF I would let a job get in the way of our lunch?

PEEESHAW!

Don't you know by now that YOU (gerry) and our LUNCH (gerry)come FIRST (gerry) in my heart (gerry), mind (gerry) and soul (gerry)?

*squeezes out a tear and goes off to edit things*

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