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Date Posted: 06:31:29 04/23/01 Mon
Author: Danielus Makus
Subject: Yonder Valley

Suspended from the ceiling
Was my mind
Swinging like a pendulum
On the fabric of time.

"FUCKERS!" I gently whisper
And I scratch my twatpipe
My finger nail
Encrusted with pubic residue.

An apple falls like a stone
Into the rivers of my brain
Disrupting my thoughts
Of big breasted naked blondes.

I sit still in the dark
And imagine the sparrow
Pecking my eyes out
And swallowing them like oysters

Mr. Sparrow returns to his wife
And they make love
Down my the fire
With Barry White playing in the background.

But the nest is flammable
And burns like my willy
The ash is urine tinted
Yum. yum yum.

Testicular beating and poo
My pants are becoming full
The cancer of my poo...

IS IN FACT JOYFUL BANANAS.

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