Let me just tell all of you about my hellish holiday season. I met that horribly ugly, nasty, skanky, hook nose, disease infested bitch Paris Hilton. She is no good. Her and her nasty big footed sister. She has been with more guys then Pam Anderson and she's only 25. She's rude and frankly not as rich as people may think. Anyways, had to get that vent out. My car got stolen on Christmas eve and all of my CD's and about $500.00 worth of Christmas gifts were taken. I was -- PEARL JAM!!!

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Date Posted: 11:00:45 01/18/06 Wed
Author: Lucky Luke
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Let me just tell all of you about my hellish holiday season. I met that horribly ugly, nasty, skanky, hook nose, disease infested bitch Paris Hilton. She is no good. Her and her nasty big footed sister. She has been with more guys then Pam Anderson and she's only 25. She's rude and frankly not as rich as people may think. Anyways, had to get that vent out. My car got stolen on Christmas eve and all of my CD's and about $500.00 worth of Christmas gifts were taken. I was

at Meadows Mall in Vegas. I love Vegas, I really do, but this was fuckin bullshit! The people are unreal. My girl was banging some other guy while I was out busting my ass tyring to work more hours to give her nasty ass a good Christmas. WHORE!!!! All this shit has given me an ulcer. good news is my New Year's Eve was great and I'm seeing this new gal who is 22, and so HOT! I got a new car, but it's nothing like my old mustang.. I miss my old car, but this new one won't cost me so much to keep it up with times like my old one did. I can't believe it's gone, but I'm sure it will be found one of these days. It's good to see Ruben, Rock, Suzieq, oceans, Kid and of course JASON still around here! I hope you all are great and I hope the Holidays brought you all nothing but HAPPINESS! I did get to meet Nic cage and his young asian wife. I met Kiefer Sutherland who gave me a huge tip. I met Geroge Clooney who seemed to be talking on his cell phone to Brad Pitt all night. Trust me, I know he was talking to Mr. Jolie (hehe) (George drinks Bloody Mary's) Later guys,

Lucky Luke

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OMG, poor Luke! I guess your Holidays did suck. What else is up? (NT) -- oceans, 14:19:38 01/19/06 Thu
- Hey Luke and oceans, how are you guys doing? Big plans this weekend? Paris Hilton is ugly dude, can't stand looking at her face and her nasty feet. GROSS...I have a new girlfriend who is pretty hot, but dumb as a rock. No intelligence there, but she has a hot bod! (NT) -- JA, 12:41:23 01/20/06 Fri
  - And that is all that matters to a guy like you, right Jason? You're such an arrogant asshole! One day your looks will be gone and then what will you and your stupid big EGO do??? (NT) -- Guess who?, 05:36:48 01/23/06 Mon
    - WTF? Who the hell are you and why does it matter what Jason thinks?? RETARD! (NT) -- KEVIN, 05:35:42 01/24/06 Tue
      - Sticks and Stones asshole, sticks and stones... (NT) -- Guess who?, 14:12:27 01/24/06 Tue
        This chick hates us, that rocks! (NT) -- oceans, 16:41:49 01/25/06 Wed
        I love stupid women! This weekend is going to be awesome. (NT) -- KEVIN, 17:31:59 01/26/06 Thu
        I think I know who that "Guess who" whore is, I'm sure Jason knows. Jason has a huge following over at Synergy, no wonder he stays there for his whole work day. It's fuckin hilarious what goes on and they will not ban him. Anyone else they would have banned years ago, but not Jason. Ahhh, the truth hurts. (NT) -- Ruben Kincade, 05:37:46 01/27/06 Fri
        How is everyone doing? This weekend was great, but just not long enough! I need to take some vacation days and SOON. (NT) -- KEVIN, 05:28:58 01/30/06 Mon

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