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Date Posted: 11:18:18 12/01/04 Wed
Author: Lucky Luke
Subject: HI FUCKERS. What the hell is up with all of you guys? I guess you all are oh so happy that Bush won the election, right? I have some sightings to report to you all. I hope all is well with everyone. (look inside)

I saw Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra this past Holiday weekend. Man is she some eye candy. Too much for that faggot Dave, but oh is she HOT! Eddie should be with her. The two were playing the blackjack tables and sipping on margaritas. She is so damn HOT.

Let's see, Paris and Nikki Hilton were there last weekend on the 20th and 21st. Looking skanky and both are in need of breast implants BAD. They could take some skin off their hook noses and put them toward their breasts.

On the 15th of November, Adam Goldberg and Christina Ricci were here and man all they do is make out. Very ODD COUPLE.
I hear they were also at the Hard Rock fucking around.

Pam Anderson and some young looking guy were playing slots on the eve on Halloween. She is one weird looking gal up close. She wears way too much make up. I don't think she's too hot anymore. She's 38 and trying to hide her wrinkles and it shows.

Okay, I saw Lance Armstrong (who looks older then 33) I guess he's kind of cool, but that Sheryl Crow he was with really does look like a crow. She is torn the hell up in the face and her body is FLAT AS A BOARD. This one guy was sitting there at the table and was going "she is nasty looking, they must do an awful lot of airbrushing on her to even make her presentable". I laughed and told them that is how most people are in Hollywood...except CARMEN! (she is awesome)

Anyone who said Nick and Jessica weren't together, they didn't see what I saw Sunday evening. Those two were laughing and touching and kissing all over each other while Johnny Knoxville looked on. He was with the two by the way. Jessica is another one that looks weird up close. She looks all messed up and her nose is like a horn. Her sister is really goofy up close too. At least Jessica has the breasts to get by.

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck were at Caesar's, (Ben is always here, I'm surprised he isn't bankrupt yet) she's another girl who is just goofy looking. Her motuh and lips are geeky. Ben is kind of fat I must say.

Last but certainly not least is Jake Gyllenhal (spell ?)and that white trash looking girl Kirsten Dunst. Those two are an item again and they both are pretty nice, they leave good tips I hear! Anyway, I saw them dancing in one of the lounges.

I haven't seen Eddie and the hot chick in forever. Maybe he has settled down some with the new baby. Maybe he wanted some fun one last time in July. the way he was kissing this petite beauty, you'd think he was about yo DIE! Later all..

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