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Date Posted: 23:14:48 07/01/07 Sun
Author: ma
Subject: Re: heart
In reply to: 's message, "Re: heart" on 13:11:57 07/01/07 Sun

the no name post was mine Heather doesn't check my email address But I told her that Ivy would prob contact her on myspace. Yes it is 2 am and I am going to pay all the bills before I have to leave for the hosp in 3 hours because I told my husb to all weekend and he can't deal with it. He better hope nothing happens to me. I wanted to post something to give you a chuckle love ma...
>
> Subject: IT'S CALLED THERAPY!!!
>
>
> 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
>
> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
> point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>
> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>
> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries

> with that.
>
> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
>
> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten

> Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
>
> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds"
>
> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
>
> 8. Don t use any punctuation
>
> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>
> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

>
> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>
> 12. Sing Along At The Opera
>
> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
>
> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds
> All Day.
>
> 15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
> Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
>
> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
> Bottom.
>
> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
>
> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
> Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>
> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To
> Have To Let One Of You Go."
>
> 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send to anyone you think this will help
>

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Re: heart -- Ivy (LAUGHING!!!), 02:57:37 07/02/07 Mon