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Subject: fan fiction

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Gaylord Focker

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Date Posted: 02:05:41 06/25/03 Wed

One day, while Bo and Luke were out cruising around in the general lee they pulled over because the engine started to overheat. Bo popped the hood and the boys jumped out to asses the problem. Steam was slowly rising out of the orange hood of the General. Bo knew any moment that ole Boss Hog would come looking for them..The Good Ole Boys had to act fast! Bo then suddenly had an idea. "Hey Luke, whip out yer twanger and piss in the radiator, that outta cool this orange beauty down!" Luke agreed it was a good idea and whipped out his tallywacker and began spraying his urine all over the engine of the General Lee. As he spewed his filthyness all over the engine Bo began to get angry. "Darnit, Luke..yer getting yer wizz all over the stinkin carburator!"
"shut the hell up!" replied Luke.
That was it! Bo was infuriated that his own inbred brother would talk to him in such a manner...he immediatly slammed down the hood of the car right on Luke's penis!
Luke screamed in pain. Then Bo went to the trunk and pulled out a tire iron and began beating the hell out of Luke. Luke began to cry and lose control of his bodily functions. He soiled himself while laying in the dirt being beaten by his enraged brother. This did not stop Bo, he kept swinging the tire iron until his brother was a bloody unconscience mess. Then he stuck the tire iron in his brothers rectum and drove off back home to ride Daisy like a quarter pony outside of K-Mart on a sunday.

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