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Date Posted: 08:49:04 02/06/03 Thu
Author: Teresa: to the tune "Beverly Hillbillies" TV show
Subject: Well enought of the shippie poems, now to something a little sexier:

The Ballad of Colonel Mac

Come and listen to a bedtime story about a gal named Mac.
A sexy Marine Colonel, barely got IT in the sack,
Then one day she was scrounging up some food,
The knock on the door: it was Harm to get her in the mood.

Kissing that is, dress whites bold, so they got quite comfee

Well, the first thing you know Ole' Harms' in a frenzy despair
Sarah said "Harm, Why don’t get a little bare?"
Said "I’m so horny, this is the place you ought to be"
So they moved to the bedroom and panted heavily .

Chills, that is. “Dancing fools”, Hot Monkey Sex-Superstars.

Well now its time to say goodnight to Mac and all her fun.
And she would like to thank Ole' Harm for the kiss and run
He is invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of her morality

Quickie that is. Sweat an’ tell, Take your clothes off.

Y'all come back now, dear?.


copyright 2003 teresa all rights reserved for the bedroom

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