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Date Posted: 13:43:29 04/25/02 Thu
Author: Morcastlin
Author Host/IP: AC90EC2D.ipt.aol.com / 172.144.236.45
Subject: Fuzz Club For Peaches

No one cares much for the plight of the peach
They're round and juicy, you say what's the buzz
They're so fine and sweet, as long as in reach
I say to you: what's a peach without fuzz?

Oh, hear now people; oh, don't hear too late
Don't chalk this off as such mindless ranting
Don't subject peaches to a fuzzless fate
I suggest now: begin fuzz implanting!

The Peaches, they tell me they're sick to death
Of cheesy comb-overs and cheap fuzz-rugs
They await an answer, holding their breath
For the great moment we offer fuzz-plugs!

Have mercy, I beg you, on balding fruit
Let us do what "Hair Club For Men" teaches
Use technology, build an institute
I've got the title, Fuzz Club For Peaches!

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