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Date Posted: 13:06:40 03/11/03 Tue
Author: Gray Squirrel
Author Host/IP: 0-1pool20-105.nas49.stockton1.ca.us.da.qwest.net / 65.147.20.105
Subject: A Very Shallow Exploration of Some Manners

A Very Shallow Exploration of Some Manners

Manners manners manners
Mannerisms
Mannikens
Mannatees
Managerial
Manners manners.

Matters manners
Manners matters
Matters of... State
Manners of... behavior
Manners.
That manner,
This manner,
Manners, manners.

Sit down at the table,
Chew with your mouth closed,
Use your fork and spoon,
Get your elbows off the table,
Wipe your face,
Use your napkin, stupid.
Manners.

Mannerisms, manners.
Don't sing at the table.
"Don't sing at the table"?
Use your manners,
Where are your manners?
Find some manners.
Manners manners.

We're trying to eat!
You make me sick,
Have some manners,
Show your manners,
Don't talk like that,
Don't swear, you brat,
Discourteous, uncomfortable,
Jesus Christ, you dogshit
Motherfucking penis twat,
Just shut-up!
WE! ...are trying to eat!
So, have some manners.

Our mannerisms,
Manners,
Clean your plate,
Lick a spoon,
Wanna lick the beaters?
Don't lick your plate!
Don't feed the dog!
Go feed the dog,
Go to bed without dinner,
Take your plate to the kitchen,
FEED the DOG!
Get up!

Ask to be excused.

-Gray Squirrel

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