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Date Posted: 14:35:55 08/30/02 Fri
Author: Raphaela
Author Host/IP: webcacheM03b.cache.pol.co.uk / 195.92.194.13
Subject: Re: Another Damn Conversation With God
In reply to: Gray Squirrel 's message, "Another Damn Conversation With God" on 05:36:51 08/29/02 Thu

This made me smile. Reminded me of the type of questions my 4 year old son constantly asks me - most of which I cannot answer.

Raphaela

>Another Damn Conversation With God
>
>Who made God?
>
>God did.
>
>So, if God made God,
>Who made God?
>
>Cut it out.
>
>When were you born, man?
>
>The same time you were,
>And I'm not a man.
>
>Really?
>
>Just kidding,
>I just AM.
>
>Prove it.
>
>Proof requires premise,
>I am the premise.
>
>Ok, what's this
>Devil thing?
>
>Something I made up.
>
>Part of you?
>
>Yes and no,
>Mainly no,
>Mainly yes,
>You wouldn't get it.
>
>Why not?
>
>Because you use logic, rationale...
>I made logic, rationale, for you,
>To keep you in line,
>In line in time.
>
>Time is an illusion?
>
>Nothing is an illusion.
>
>You're right,
>I don't get it.
>
>Of course I am.
>(Right.)
>
>Cut it out.
>Ok, premise...
>Let's assume you
>Don't exist,
>What then?
>
>Nothing.
>
>You don't play fair...
>
>I AM fair.
>
>This is boring...
>
>I AM boring.
>
>You aren't there...
>
>I AM here.
>
>Let's assume you don't exist again.
>
>Hello?
>
>Hello?
>
>Damn, I had better questions left.
>
>THE END.
>
>Bravo! Bravo! Wooohoooo! Encore! Encore!
>
>...
>
>Humor is more serious than sorrow.
>
>-Gray Squirrel

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