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Date Posted: 13:35:18 09/12/02 Thu
Author: Dr.P
Author Host/IP: cache-loh-ae02.proxy.aol.com / 195.93.49.8
Subject: Re: The Boston Terrorizer
In reply to: pet 's message, "The Boston Terrorizer" on 16:36:00 09/11/02 Wed

>The Boston Terrorizer


>By day he is so loving,

>no one could conceive.

>How this gentle being,

>can fool you and deceive.


>When all the lights go out,

>thats his time to prowl.

>His excitement he has hidden,

>so no one sees his scowl.


>He moves so quietly in the dark,

>stalking his victims as they sleep.

>They never have a fighting chance,

>‘cause in their room he’ll slowly creep.


>His feet they move with stealth,

>you’ll never hear a single sound.

>The Boston Terorizer starts to grin.

>His latest victim, he has found.


>He attacks you in your very bed,

>he’ll bite your neck so quick.

>As your heart begins to race,

>across your lips he starts to lick


>Your eyes fly open suddenly.

>You see his little black mask.

>As you shove him off the bed,

>"Why do we have a dog?" you ask.


>UGH!!!!!!!! DOG GERMS......


>pet

>9-10-02



This is funny ! It reminds me of my friends dog George the West Highland Terrier who sleeps in your bed for as long as he can hide convincing you that you smell that bad !

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