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Date Posted: 22:00:10 03/24/03 Mon
Author: Charlie
Subject: Philisophical Debate

I was feeling philisophical tonight, and got into a deep converstation with derek about the meaning of prophecy, hanna barbera cartoons and picinic baskets in our lives. The text of this amazing religious discussion is below:

FlyingManAlbert-derek
Moonwater13-charlie

FlyingManAlbert: hey, try www.yourethemannowdog.com
Moonwater13: um...i showed that to you.
FlyingManAlbert: I know
FlyingManAlbert: see if it works
FlyingManAlbert: that's why I said "try"
Moonwater13: yogi bear said let, there be a fire hydrant, and there was a fire hydrant and yogi bear saw that it was good.
FlyingManAlbert: does it work?
Moonwater13: hell if i know. ask yogi. sometime after that, yogi bear created man, and boo-boo got jealous and rebelled against yogi bear because he refused to bow to man, and there was a war in jellystone park, and the archangel park ranger kicked boo-boo out so now boo-boo trys to win the souls of the unsaved.
FlyingManAlbert: fuck you
Moonwater13: um....thanks?
Moonwater13: oh you want me to try that link. sorry.
Moonwater13: nope, it doesn't work. sorry about the confusion, i thought you were referring to the fire hydrant, not the website.
FlyingManAlbert: damnit what happened to it
Moonwater13: the website or the fire hydrant?
Moonwater13: because i think that the first man and first woman were kicked out of the fire hydrant for sinning against yogi bear so now dogs pee on it.
Moonwater13: sometimes i wonder if yogi bear had to create fire before the fire hydrant, because what the fuck would be the point of a fire hydrant if there was no such thing as fire? it's a deep theological question, and will only probably be answered upon the day of my death. some things were not meant for mere mortals to know, and perhaps the fire hydrant vs. fire debate is one of these dillemas.
Moonwater13: an even more perplexing question is that if yogi bear created the universe, who created yogi bear? hanna barbera? i think not.
Moonwater13: all i know is that jesus sits on the right hand of yogi bear on the throne of immortality and will judge the wicked after armageddon. only those who accept jesus as their saviour and eat many stolen picinic baskets as his flesh and blood will be saved in this theological viewpoint.

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