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Date Posted: 18:46:29 12/27/02 Fri
Author: Charlie (FMZ)
Subject: Some FMZ Quotes for Yalls.

I'm bored and recalling some fun times here, so I figured I'd share. Below is a list of some quotes by members and friends of FMZ that you can cut, paste, print and glue to various inanimate objects that are not yours (such as toilet seats, monuments, books, great works of art and police cars).

Charlie:
"I'm drunk and have perfect composture"
"Holy shit my hand is fusing into my eye socket"
"Dont expect me to be fucking Winston Churchill with no coffee"
"!Vaya, un gato rojo es en mis pantolones!"

Derek:
"What, did you take a shit and start a religion?"
"I'm Sarvas' bitch now"
"Ponies fucking kick ass"
"I didn't say that!"
"You look like you need an orgasm"
"bukakke!"
"bukakke?"

Zach:
"This is really good oatmeal"
"The other songs on that Queens of the Stone Age album are really different"
"I know nothing, therefore I know everything"

Bob:
"All hail the purple one" (referring to Matt Smut)
"Learn to tune your guitars, then you can talk shit motherfuckers!"
"there's way too many fucking white people here"
"Shut the fuck up Shawn"
"Dave, just fucking smack him" (referring to Shawn)
"It's not statutory if you paint small M's on the rufies"

Friends:

Jason:
"Imagine if I was covered in 300 3rd graders all trying to pronounce 'mosksaskins'"

"Yeah Tom, I think you really have a chance with my mom"

Tom:
"Jason-what's your mom's number?"
"for a good time call 777-1364" (In men's room)

Shanel:
"I have a friend that got a vibrator for Christmas and named it Gandolf..."

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