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Date Posted: 07:10:44 01/11/02 Fri
Author: tim
Subject: Horrorscopes

Taurus
-today, dear Taurus, you will think, and it could be important. Write them down, of you forget it. You might want to change, but you might not. This is pivoltal...

Gemini
-Legal and romance stuff and communication may be influencing your life, dear Gemini. Possibly

Cancer
- need i say more?

Leo
- Go out today and join your local extreme right wing political party. Go shave your head. Pierce your ear and nose with a knitting needle. Go and kill/mame/love ethnic minorities.

Virgo
- you sound like a virgin, dear virgo, get in there. You like Limp Bizkit. Friends are important to you, whether they exist or not.

Libra
- you might get a phone call, from someone. You fucking Libra. Someone will something to you, if you do dindeed talk to someone, unless they ignore you.

Scorpio
- if you have a partner, dear Leo, and they talk about marriage then you will probably be nervous. Have a nice day.

Sagittarius- Aquarious
- you will wake up today. You will be feel like routine is getting is getting you down, go out and buy the new album from Staind, called Break The Cycle (which they indeed do).
The above only applies if you have a routine. you will feel depressed unless you dont. You were born.

Pisces-
- you really like sex and you will recieve much of said action today. Your lover is likely to want it. Be enthusiastic: you love it. Your boss will shove dresses into a toaster and cause a fire. Oh dear. As you open your front door you will be bittenby a rabid dog, or Jack Hindley.
Optional extra; go to hosital and love the nurses.

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