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Subject: Funny Author: WAR_BlindSkater [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 01:49:58 07/04/01 Wed Hello!!!!!! *cough* *takes a drink of water* Ah I'm sorry I just went to the doctor a few days ago. I was sitting there waiting for the doctor to come out. We all know how long it take for the doctor to get to you so there where a few magazines sitting on this little table right next to the chair I was sitting in. So I start searching through and most of it was women's magazines then I came across this golfers magazine. So I start reading it after about a minute or so I get really bored so I start looking for something else all the is is women's magazines. So I pick one up start reading it within 15 minutes I learned how to please my man and how to insert a tampon the "right" way. Come on I really think they should get some more magazines. Ah there's nothing more embracing then having a sixty year old women looking weird at you while you read a magazine. So the doctor comes out and tell me to please come in. So I go into that tiny little room and sit on that jacked up bed with the wax paper on it. The Doctor tells me he will be right with me. So I say okay and he walks off. Thirty minutes later he comes back tells me to open my mouth sticks the JUMBO qui tip in my mouth and walks out. Ten minutes later he comes back in and tells me I have sterep throat and he will give me some antibiotics and I will be good as new in a few days. Its funny how you can sit there for two or more hours and yet only get fifteen minutes worth of service and yet pay for the two hours. Well after sitting for about 2 hours you want to get out so you go to the clerk and she talk on the phone to here girlfriend so I ring that little bell NOTHING. I ring it again. I ring it one more time and she gets this attitude she says "All right all right what do you want?" I tell her "I want out of here." she says "You and me both." So I asker do I need to sign anything she says "No your free to go." I'm so happy now I could cry. I start to walk out the door and that old lady is hijacking my car I yell "HEY THAT'S MY CAR!" So I go back in and ask if I can use the phone. The Clerk says "What are you doing back here?" I tell here again I need to use the phone she tells me she cant let anyone use the phone its for employees only. So I ask her if there are any pay phones around she says "Yea there's one across the street." I reach in my pocket and notice that my wallet is gone then I remember that I left it in the car great! I don't even dare ask her for a quarter so there's this middle aged man sitting there and I say "hey bud you got a quarter I could use?" he says "What do I get?" I tell him "Well nothing really." So the guy reaches in his pocket and gives me a dime. I tell him sir this is a dime do you have one more dime and one nickel I could use too? So he reaches in his pocket again pulls out a dime a three pennies and a piece of lint sticks the lint in my hands and starts counting the pennies. I say "Sir I think the phone only takes dimes, nickels and quarters." He says "Well I guess you don't want the lint?" I tell him no I don't want the lint. So after a while he sticks his hand back in his pocket and pulls out a quarter says "Here you are son." I tell him Thank You! I run out side and call a friend to come pick me up. Five minutes later he shows up and starts to take me home I say no we got to pick up my pills first so we go there and I have to wait again for the guy to count the pills so after a while he is finnished he tells me its going to cost fifty bucks I ask my friend if I can barrow some money and I will pay him back plus some. I get the pills and we go home I fall down on my bed and fall asleep. And do you know what the worst part of my day was? I still didn't get rid of my cough. THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! YOU HAVE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE! GOOD NIGHT! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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