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Subject: Re: Pa lease


Author:
Cole
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Date Posted: 20:07:01 05/08/03 Thu
Author Host/IP: ool-18ba225f.dyn.optonline.net/24.186.34.95
In reply to: Anthony A.K.A. DJ Poppins 's message, "Re: Pa lease" on 18:25:07 05/08/03 Thu

Yo yo this one goes out to....
The fagat whose raps are as lame as the jokes from Bob Sagat,
Now lets get it straight i may be colorblind,
But i can still see the redness when i smack yo girl's behind,
And i do chew a toothpick
Come in a small box, Net weight: Size of Ant's pencil #%$@!
Yo at least i got a sport to play
In the locker room, you couldn't stay
Cause after the first shirt came off somethin happened...
EWWW guys look! Anthony's obviously gay!
Ok now, Cole rap you rap she rap you
He sucks, she sucks, you suck..too
Cole rhyme...a lickety lick splicket
Ant rhyme...shhhh (cricket cricket)
You can't handle the rhymim cause look you start cryin
My lyrics are inspirational, interrogational, sometimes just plain sensational
Cause i spit venom in evr'y single direction, correction, apologetic perfection
Oopps wait that made no sense, but here's one that does, gay or straight? please, face it, your on the fence





>Yo YO , this one goes out to…
>
>The colorblind man who cannot be seen,
>Say’s duh, brown paper bags are usually green.
>Homosexual tendencies with his toothpick,
>Put something in my mouth, don’t care if it’s a …HAHA
>
>My rhymes have order, yours only confusion,
>Your school offers education which I’m sure your
>abusing.
>Sittin in your class and thinking of nothin
>Cept the asses you be touchin with your lover rugby
>muffin.
>
>O Snap, Jack, look at what your sister said,
>Attention, its official, Cole’s flo is dead.
>I didn’t know Brooke can rhyme, I didn’t know she had
>the time,
>Cole it’s time to redefine, your rap, your out, I’m in
>my prime.
>
>Yo, I’m not diseased with SARS, your nothing but a
>hairy runt,
>And in the world of cigars, your justa cheapo phillies
>blunt.
>It’s not your Birfday, and I heard through word of
>mouf,
>You cannot play guitar, whose better is your homey
>Ralph.
>
>thats right Biatch! word to yo mother
>
>>Oh nooooo MOTHA FECKER! please just watch me wreck
>>her, oooooo ok lets talk about brooke, you stupid
>>little %$#@, oh wow look at me SUNY skools r' us, you
>>so bad at drivin you really should ride the bus, but
>>lets not cuss and lets not fuss, but honestly, weight
>>watchers is a must, whats with Aaron's commotion you
>>don't show no emotion, dump him on his birthday "Hey
>>Aaron today's your lucky day :)" word of advice brotha
>>stay the $%#@ away! Yeah and maybe i will stick to my
>>little Hendrix solo, you can't even play you motha
>>truckin homo!, im sorry don't think im ragin i just
>>like yo woman hot and spicy wit some cajun, Dr. Seuss
>>n' Fluff? see this gun? BOOM! SNUFFED! oh no! wait
>>pull that bullet back and cut me some slack, you got
>>Mike with the big rack but the small sack ;) Italian
>>stallion please this ain't no Rocky, sure he's big and
>>stocky, but you all just so damn cocky, so i'll end it
>>here before you shed a tear, one more thing hope you
>>get SARS queer.......7/10?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>>Oh SNAP, Cole you could take some lessons from your
>>>big sister, a few flaws brooke, but all in all very
>>>clever, 8/10.
>>>
>>>>Ok now normally i don't so this but...
>>>>Listen to you all tryin to rap, not for nothin boys
>>>>but you all sound like crap.
>>>>You fight back and forth in this stupid forum, and
>>>>quite frankly your sending me into boredom.
>>>> Not one of you obviously have a life, especially
>>Drew
>>>>sittin upstate tryin to find a wife... He's
>>pedifiling
>>>>hard and he's gonna need to stop, before he winds up
>>>>slapped or handcuffed by a cop.
>>>> Then you got Anthony not knowing what the hell he
>>>>wants to be. He goes to school to draw and paint,
>>then
>>>>comes home at night posing as a saint.
>>>> Don't forget about Cole who's talent to rap was
>>>>totally stole. He thinks he's the sexy ladies man
>>well
>>>>i've got news for him, all those Ho's he talkes to
>>>>don't see him as a pimp.
>>>> Of course lets not forget about Aaron who thinks
>>that
>>>>he's tarzan, unfortunaltly he's not that way, he's
>as
>>>>gentle as a lamb. He walks around like he's so buff
>>>>but when hes home Laurel beats him up!
>>>>Later

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