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Subject: Re: Um... Author: JIM [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 22:03:02 04/22/02 Mon In reply to: TechnoAtheist 's message, "Re: Um..." on 12:36:56 04/22/02 Mon >>How he destroys the towns ? Well, he tries to do it >>differently every time, like the time he saw >>"Outbreak" he got a bunch of monkeys together, but >>because he couldn't find any monkey-virus things that >>killed people, he decided to just coat them with >>anthrax and send them at the town, this ended up with >>a mound of dead monkeys. > >Plus a rather unpleasant taste in his mouth from >having to apply all that Anthrax. > >No, I think the Prancing Organ Ripping Zebras are my >pick. I can just see them merrily chasing each other >through misty, gore drenched fields of grass or >sillouetted against the setting sun as they stand >nobley atop a mound of rotting carcasses. > >I tell you, within a week there wouldn't be a single >pre-teen girl left in the state. > >Oh, sure, the zebras would be heroes to everyone >trying to find a parking spot at the mall at first... Okay, you lot! The readers aren't supposed to be nuttier than the author! Honestly, more of this sort of thing, and people may mistake us for a vibrant community of loonies... Oh, and I'm voting for the Death Zebras. JIM [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Well, then! Captain Unlyhead 11:01:27 04/24/02 Wed P.S.: I hate it when I mis-spell my name. -- Captain Uglyhead, 11:07:10 04/24/02 Wed Re: P.S.: I hate it when I mis-spell my name. -- TechnoIgnorantCuss, 16:33:50 04/24/02 Wed