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Date Posted: 15:17:24 03/09/06 Thu
Author: sherriece
Subject: Re: 5 blonde jokes
In reply to: Andy 's message, "5 blonde jokes" on 05:17:42 12/06/02 Fri

>Blonde in a boat.
>
>There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She
>glanced to her right and noticed another blonde
>sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing,
>with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her
>car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you
>think you're doing? It's things like this that give us
>blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out
>there and kick your butt!”
>
>Le Parfumerie y le Blonde
>
>One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one
>blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled
>"Viens Chez Moi."
>The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the
>manager says it means, "Come to Me."
>
>So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend,
>"Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't
>smell like come to me."
>
>Blonde Pooltable
>
>A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and
>she'll rack your balls.
>
>Brunette Meets Genie
>
>A brunette is walking through the country, when she
>finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a
>genie appears.
>The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I
>must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in
>the world get twice as much."
>
>The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
>
>The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and
>all the blondes in the world have two."
>
>The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
>
>The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man,
>while all the blondes have two."
>
>The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that
>stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
>
>Blonde and Dictionary
>
>A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a
>dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The
>brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's word was
>photosynthesis. The blonde's word was dick.

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