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Date Posted: Wed, June 13 2007, 2:10:19
Author: Todd
Subject: Re: Discharge counted
In reply to: Peter van der Hoog 's message, "Re: Discharge counted" on Sun, January 07 2007, 17:11:50

MATHEMATICIAN (Pulling a ball out of his head):
I've pulled a ball out of my head.
I've pulled a ball out of my head.
I've pulled a ball out of my head.
I've pulled a ball out of my head.
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
Put it back.
Put it back.
Put it back.
Put it back.
MATHEMATICIAN:
No, I won't!
No, I won't!
No, I won't!
No, I won't!
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
Well, don't then.
Well, don't then.
Well, don't then.
MATHEMATICIAN:
So I won't, then!
So I won't, then!
So I won't, then!
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
Well, that's okay.
Well, that's okay.
Well, that's okay.
MATHEMATICIAN:
So, I won!
So, I won!
So, I won!
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
All right, you won, so now calm down!
MATHEMATICIAN:
No, I won't calm down!
No, I won't calm down!
No, I won't calm down!
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
You may be a mathematician but, my word, you're not very bright.
MATHEMATICIAN:
No, I'm bright and I know an awful lot!
No, I'm bright and I know an awful lot!
No, I'm bright and I know an awful lot!
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
A lot, yes, only it's all rubbish.
MATHEMATICIAN:
No, it's not rubbish!
No, it's not rubbish!
No, it's not rubbish!
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
I'm fed up with arguing with you!
MATHEMATICIAN:
No, I'm not fed up!
No, I'm not fed up!
No, I'm not fed up!

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