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Date Posted: Sat, December 08 2007, 13:16:00
Author: Peter van der Hoog
Subject: At least this evil mockery resulted in one funny conversation

Peter:
We have here a funny situation: Suppose I had told you guys Barbara Streisand is a 2 feet high midget and I have been secretly married to her in the seventies. In 2004 Barbara declares on the radio officially and unmistakably that she is a 6.5 feet giant and there are enough pictures available to confirm her height. How would I react? To accept that I have been fooled by an attractive but undersized human being is not an option. To admit that I made the whole story up is not an option. To admit I believed in a delusion is not an option, then which options are left? Deleting all the messages on this forum? Starting to swear that this is a mockery and that the person who brought the message is a liar and a crook and unpleasant? To say that in the seventies all people were midgets and Barbara was a very tall midget? None of these tactics seem very attractive and I all what was left is to shamefully leave this forum and disappear in oblivion. But I am me and I don�t make up stories, so most likely I�m not the best person to predict what will happen.

Katerina:
Why should u be secretly married Barbara Streisand, Peter?
Come on, she is so old and ugly. Why not tell u were secretly married Julia Roberts or Nichole Kidman?

Peter:
I don't know how Streisand looks at the moment but in the seventies she was an attractive, albeit cross-eyed, Jewish princess, raised in Brooklyn, about the same age as Fischer, so perfectly entitled for the job.

Julia Roberts is indeed more attractive, but at the time only five years old and maybe more important: are those lips for real?

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Re: At least this evil mockery resulted in one funny conversation -- Todd, Fri, December 14 2007, 10:15:00
- Re: At least this evil mockery resulted in one funny conversation -- Peter van der Hoog, Fri, December 14 2007, 13:26:45